Fuck No - Tumblr Posts
Oh god oh no.
nonononononononononononononononononononononononononono
NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO
Woke up in a cold fever sweat when I just remembered Bro Strider and Dolorosa are canonically in-laws.
You’re not a REAL camp camp fan until you’re seen the horror of
Max is a dead man
They really trying to make me repeat a grade.
Hoe please
Shouto YES
Dynamy but make it about kiribaku bc i can
(also sorry i keep forgetting to post i will try to be better 😔)
Bonus:
It can’t rain all the time. The Crow (1994) | dir. Alex Proyas
Albus Dumbledore pouring his heart out about the death of his sister, the fact he fell in love with a murderous lunatic and that Aurelius is his brothers love child that was so twisted by others hatred man literally turns into a monster he can’t control:
Newt Scamander:
NO im not gonna tell u what kinda music i listen to. NO im not gonna say whats my favourite song. NO im not gonna give my fucking spotify playlists for u to stalk. NO FUCKING WAY am i gonna give u my personal information more revealing than my fucking passport or birth certificate thank you very much. Go away. Next topic pls bitch.
NO im not gonna tell u what kinda music i listen to. NO im not gonna say whats my favourite song. NO im not gonna give my fucking spotify playlists for u to stalk. NO FUCKING WAY am i gonna give u my personal information more revealing than my fucking passport or birth certificate thank you very much. Go away. Next topic pls bitch.
Typical anime: *gives two main characters a color scheme, lovable/badass relationship and are literally soulmates that steal the whole show*
Also typical animes: *adds in a useless, irrelevant, pick me bitch that likes main character*
The fandom:
Typical anime: *gives two main characters a color scheme, lovable/badass relationship and are literally soulmates that steal the whole show*
Also typical animes: *adds in a useless, irrelevant, pick me bitch that likes main character*
The fandom:
So i take the bus almost everyday and i often talk to other ppl on the bus who are in the same school as me. A couple weeks ago one of my friends randomly came up to me and asked if i liked one of the guys who i was talking to yesterday.
Now OBVIOUSLY i didnt?? But everyone knows that even if u say no or tell them to fuck off theyll still be thinking about it and itll be on their minds for the rest of their lives, even on their deathbed.
So naturally i had to think up of some effective, ultimate, indestructible response in order to completely stamp out the braincells of this gurl who came up with the stupid theory.
I stared at her as if she had js asked if i howled at the moon or some shit and said: "who tf is that??"
Guess what bitches, i found the cheat code.
And it worked.
Give me a fucking award bc never have i ever seen them braincells die out faster than my patience on a daily basis.
💯 certified lifesaver.
So i take the bus almost everyday and i often talk to other ppl on the bus who are in the same school as me. A couple weeks ago one of my friends randomly came up to me and asked if i liked one of the guys who i was talking to yesterday.
Now OBVIOUSLY i didnt?? But everyone knows that even if u say no or tell them to fuck off theyll still be thinking about it and itll be on their minds for the rest of their lives, even on their deathbed.
So naturally i had to think up of some effective, ultimate, indestructible response in order to completely stamp out the braincells of this gurl who came up with the stupid theory.
I stared at her as if she had js asked if i howled at the moon or some shit and said: "who tf is that??"
Guess what bitches, i found the cheat code.
And it worked.
Give me a fucking award bc never have i ever seen them braincells die out faster than my patience on a daily basis.
💯 certified lifesaver.
Im sorry, but ya'll can go on and on about the connections between irl dazai and chuuya when NO ONE TOLD ME irl verlaine ACTUALLY SHOT RIMBAUD?? EXCUSE ME
Im sorry, but ya'll can go on and on about the connections between irl dazai and chuuya when NO ONE TOLD ME irl verlaine ACTUALLY SHOT RIMBAUD?? EXCUSE ME
When u get that rare tumblr beef in the comments:
You immediately stop aging and become immune to disease and mortal injury. no secret "catch." it is permanent.