Fuck That Shit - Tumblr Posts
No because some people's phones are too slow for that bs, and I'd rather have something physical to look at. APPS INCLUDED! If I have to look at a dumb app for a menu I'm not downloading it, I'm leaving. Thank you and goodbye
> walk into a pizza place > there's no visible menu > "how do you get the menu?" > "you have to scan the QR code" > "is that the only way?" > "yes" > walk out of the pizza place
Why did Philip Pullman have to write Silverparry from The Amber Spyglass when the same effect could've been achieved by pressing my heart into dust and then dissolving the dust into water and forcing it down my throat...
Only my mom keeps me alive
You know that feeling when it’s the weekend and you haven’t got any homework due the next day and you can just collapse into your bed and sleep
Well it’s Monday and I am really craving that feeling
Turns out she's just a lesbian so she kills any man that tries to marry her
Rumors say that the dowager queen is cursed, but by marrying her you will rule the most powerful kingdom in the land. It’s the wedding day and before the ceremony starts you hear the servants gossip that you’re the 5th person, all the previous kings had died exactly five days after marriage.