Hanzo Hasashi - Tumblr Posts - Page 2
Ty mortal kombat for feeding my Subscorp shipper heart after the mess that was MK1
Normal ass people in MK mobile: probably leveling up or some shit, collecting characters
My dumbass: I need to have the prettiest banner in all of the land and must change theme every week or so
Honey, I'm literally their biggest shipper :)
Anyone still on the Subscorp (Hanzo x Kuai) ship?
Hanzo hasashi: hi brain, you obstinate f*cker. I drank the clear splashy stuff. I ate the green things. I went under that bright f*cker up there. I did the thing with the moving and sweating and what not. Now make the happy chemical you lump of f*ck.
Kuai liang: did you do the thing where you're unconscious for 8 hours?
Hanzo hasashi: f*ck
Hanzo: so I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4000 degrees for one minute.
Kuai: Hanzo, no! That's not how you make cookies!
Hanzo: floor it?
Kuai: Hanzo, no!
Hanzo: how about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second!?
Kuai: Hanzo, you're going to burn the temple down!
Hanzo: I'm going to harness the power of the f*cking netherrealm and make cookies!!!
Kuai: Hanzo, please!!!
Hanzo hasashi: hello, kuai Liang.
Kuai liang: hello, Hanzo
Takeda, hiding behind a bush: oh, they f*ckin'
Frost, behind the same bush: what? Th-they're just saying hi to each other.
Hanzo: how are you doing today?
Kuai liang: I'm doing well. How about you?
Takeda: oh, they f*ckin! Look at them sparks.
Frost: they're just- they're just saying "hi" to each other.
Hanzo: kuai, there is no one I trust more than you.
Kuai liang: I'm glad to here it, Hanzo. You're a very important person to me.
Frost, wide-eyed: oh, they f*ckin'
Takeda: oh, they f*ckin'!!!
(I think that's as NSFW my blog will get)
Cassie: this is so exciting.
Sindel: come on. This thing is a day late.
Johnny: places people. It's almost time for the medley. Dlc and the singular marvel character we invited, get ready to sing the final part.
Everyone in the mk universe just babbling on and on.
Jacqui: everyone, shut it!
Mokap: my lips are sealed
Jacqui: thank you.
Sonya: it's starting. Playable Mk1 characters first.
Johnny cage, Kano and raiden: 🎶deck the halls with boughs of holly! Falalalala-lalalala🎶
Liu Kang, bi-han, Hanzo, and Sonya: 🎶'tis the season to be jolly falalalala-lalalala🎶
Kitana, Kung lao, reptile: 🎶Don we now our gay apparel! falala-lalala-lalala!🎶
Jax, Mileena, and baraka: 🎶troll the ancient yule-tide Carol! Falalalala-lalalala!🎶
Sindel: 🎶yeah! Ooh!🎶
Sindel and sheeva: 🎶I don't want a lot for Christmas, there is just one thing I need🎶
Stryker, smoke, and kuai-liang: 🎶I don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree!🎶
Cyrax, sektor, and ferra/torr: 🎶I just want you for my own🎶
Nightwolf and kabal: 🎶more than you could ever know!🎶
Everyone singing this part: 🎶make my wish come true! All I want for Christmas🎶
Sindel: 🎶is you!🎶 Woohoo!
Jade, rain, and ermac: 🎶jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle Bell Rock!
Jade: 🎶jingle bells swing and jingle bells ring🎶
Motaro: 🎶snowing and blowing up bushels of fun!🎶
Chameleon and khameleon: 🎶now the jingle hop has begun🎶
Kai, Reiko, jarek, and Tanya: 🎶jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle Bell Rock!🎶
Fujin and goro: 🎶jingle bells chime in jingle bell time🎶
Meat: 🎶dancing and prancing in jingle bell square.🎶
All: 🎶in the frosty air🎶
Bo Rai Cho, li Mei, and Quan chi: 🎶oh, the weather outside is frightful🎶
Kenshi, Mavado, nitara, and drahmin: 🎶but the fire is so delightful🎶
Hsu hao, blaze, mokap, and hydro: 🎶but, since we've no place to go🎶
Frost: 🎶let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow!🎶
Skarlet: 🎶when we finally kiss goodnight!🎶
Ashrah: 🎶oh how I'll hate going out in the storm!🎶
Both: 🎶but if you really hold me tight🎶
Shujinko, hotaru, dairou, kobra, darrius, skarlet, and ashrah: 🎶all the way home, I'll be warm🎶
Jade, kitana, and mileena: 🎶it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas🎶
Moloch, taven, daegon, sindel, and sonya: 🎶everywhere you go🎶
Frost: 🎶take a look at the five and ten🎶
Cyber Sub-Zero: 🎶glistening once again🎶
Frost, bi-han, kuai-liang, and Hanzo: 🎶with candy canes and silver lanes aglow🎶
Kotal Kahn : 🎶it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas🎶
Jade: 🎶soon the bells will start🎶
Jacqui: 🎶and the thing that will make them ring🎶
Takeda: 🎶is the carol that you sing🎶
All: 🎶right within your heart🎶
Cassie: 🎶santa baby!🎶
Jacqui: 🎶slip a sable under the tree for me!🎶
Mileena: 🎶been an awful good girl🎶
Jade: 🎶santa baby🎶
D'vorah: 🎶so hurry down the chimney tonight🎶
All: 🎶and hurry down the chimney tonight!🎶
Shao Kahn and Shang tsung: 🎶you're a mean one, Mr Grinch!🎶
Kintaro and goro: 🎶you really are a heel🎶
Geras, kronika, and cetrion: 🎶your brain is full of spiders🎶
Quan chi, kollector, and motaro: 🎶you've got garlic in your soul, Mr Grinch!🎶
Tremor: 🎶I wouldn't touch you🎶
All: 🎶with a thirty nine and a half foot poll🎶
Ferra: 🎶I really can't stay🎶
Torr: 🎶sweetie, it's cold outside🎶
Cassie: 🎶I've got to go away🎶
Kung jin: 🎶baby, it's cold outside🎶
Sonya: 🎶this evening has been🎶
Johnny: 🎶been hoping you'd drop in🎶
Frost: 🎶so very nice🎶
Hydro: 🎶I'll hold your hands. They're just like ice🎶
Nitara: 🎶I oughta say "no, no, no sir"🎶
Kabal: 🎶mind if I move in closer?🎶
Sindel: 🎶at least I'm gonna say that I tried🎶
Kano: 🎶what's the sense in hurting my pride?🎶
Jacqui: 🎶I really can't stay🎶
Takeda: 🎶but, baby, don't hold out🎶
All: 🎶ahh, but, it's cold outside🎶
Ferra/torr: 🎶have yourself a merry little Christmas🎶
Raiden: 🎶let your heart be light🎶
Fujin: 🎶from now on, your troubles will be out of sight🎶
Kronika: 🎶through the years, we all will be together. If the fates align🎶
Cetrion: 🎶hang a star upon the highest bough🎶
Geras and kronika: 🎶and have yourself a merry little Christmas now!🎶
Kabal: so, is it over?
Cassie: nope! It's just getting better
Johnny: I'm tired
Cassie: bring in the guests and the character nobody has heard of!
Alien and predator: 🎶you better watch out🎶
The joker and deadpool, holding a mistletoe over alien and predator: 🎶you better not cry🎶
Hornbuckle: 🎶you better not pout, I'm telling you why!🎶
Terminator and kratos: 🎶santa Claus is coming to town🎶
Freddy Krueger: 🎶he sees you when you're sleeping🎶
Leatherface and Jason: 🎶he knows when you're awake🎶
Kratos: 🎶he knows when you've been bad or good🎶
Everyone: 🎶so be good for goodness sake🎶
Terminator: 🎶you better watch out🎶
The joker: 🎶you better not cry🎶
Deadpool: 🎶you better not pout and I'm telling you why!!!🎶
Mk1-mkgold kast: 🎶santa Claus is coming to town🎶
Mkda-mk9 kast: 🎶santa clause is coming to town🎶
Mkx-mk11 kast: 🎶santa clause is coming to town!🎶
The dlc: 🎶santa clause is coming to town!🎶
Sindel: 🎶santa clause is coming to town! Town! Town!!!🎶
Everyone in the mk universe: 🎶Santa clause is coming to town!🎶
Everyone: happy new year!
(source: Christmas medley on YouTube)
(I edited this slightly to include that last part)
One last parody (for this blog)
Johnny cage: 🎶remember me🎶
Sonya and Cassie: 🎶though we have to say goodbye🎶
Jade and kitana: 🎶remember me🎶
Rain, Tanya, and mileena: 🎶don't let it make you cry🎶
The entire marvel universe: 🎶for even if we're far away🎶
The guest characters: 🎶we hold you in our hearts🎶
Sindel, kenshi, and raiden: 🎶we sing a secret song to you🎶
Cyrax, sektor, and frost: 🎶each night we are apart🎶
Meat, mokap, and havik: 🎶remember me🎶
Ermac, d'vorah, and Baraka: 🎶though we have to travel far🎶
Kotal, kuai liang, and sheeva: 🎶remember me🎶
Fujin, Hanzo hasashi, and kid thunder: 🎶each time you hear a sad guitar🎶
Shujinko, drahmin, and noob: 🎶though that we're with you🎶
Kronika, shinnok, and cetrion: 🎶the only way that we can be🎶
Kabal and erron: 🎶until you're in our arms again🎶
Everyone in the mk universe: 🎶remember me🎶
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it's been a wonderful journey. I hope you can understand my main blog won't be mortal Kombat focused anymore. In fact, there won't be any more mk content for this blog. But, that doesn't mean I'm gonna stop doing these things. I made a blog called "kombat-quotes-and-parodies". Go there to see mk parodies and such. I'm gonna change this blog into something I love. An epithet erased ask blog. I discovered a love for making OC's for the things I love and epithet erased is something I adore. so, I just want to say thank you for sticking around. If you're into epithet erased content, feel free to stick around. I loved giving you all these parodies and I hope you all have a wonderful future. I hope you can understand why I want to change this blog. This has been the former "ask-mortal-kombat-and-marvel" blog and I hope to see you on the new blog
Aaaaaaaaaand that's enough Tumblr for today, folks. I'm gonna go scream at my walls now.
SUFFER
Side note, this movie is the first MK media I've ever seen that did justice to how much Hanzo loved her.
Could I please ask for Noob, Sub Zero, and Scorpion comforting a nonbinary Reader who’s having a panic attack? Thank you so much!
No problem ☺️ sorry for posting this late >_<
Gender: neutral
How Noob, Sub-Zero and Scorpion comfort their S/O having a panic attack
Noob-Saibot/bi-han:
💀 Poor baby...
💀 Bi-han will starts to panic too. He doesn't know what to do
💀 But he'll try he's best really
💀 He'll first make you something warm to make you calm a little
💀 Then Bi-han will start to cuddle with you
Sub-Zero/Kuai Liang:
❄️ Kuai knows what to do
❄️ He'll first make you seat and starts to comfort you
❄️ Saying that you need to breath more slowly
❄️ Then he'll make you something warm like Bi-han
❄️ Kuai will also take care of you
❄️ He does want you to relax
Scorpion/Hanzo Hasashi:
🔥 He'll first going to tell to look at him
🔥 Then he'll tell you to breath slow
🔥 Like Kuai and Bi-han, Hanzo will make you something warm
🔥 Hanzo will make sure your going to relax that day
🔥 He'll cook, clean and do everything in the house
Hope you did like it :)
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It’s a little early but..Merry Christmas! Hanzo (Or Ebenezer Hanzscrooge.) simply refused to wear a Christmas hat because bah humbug. Kenshi and Takeda were going to be in the picture but they’ve got some serious father/son Christmas bonding to do, but that doesn’t mean they don’t get a picture of their own though, coming to a blog near you!
Posed in Xnalara, rendered in Blender.
For the anonymous that requested a picture of Hanzo sleeping on Kuai’s shoulder. ^_^
Hanzo has had a busy day... I may have gone a bit crazy with the lighting in this image. I also did a second edited version of the image:
Didn’t know which one you would’ve prefered.
For the anonymous who requested a picture of a Subscorp wedding!
This one’s kinda poor, I admit, for four hours I was working on a bigger picture that involved bridesmaids, Kenshi as the best man, etc..but then Xnalara crashed on me because my laptop is a wussy and can’t handle big projects, so I’ve had to hold back some ideas, sadly, hope you like it though. ^_^
and a bonus, a version I’ve decorated a little more:
