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Average day at the Hellsing manor

Integra: "WHAT WAS TH- ???... Why is the kitchen a mess???"

Alucard: "I was making pancakes & Cereal"

Integra: "With a blender??"

Alucard: "Wanted the Cereal to be smooth"

Integra: "Okay? But how?"

Alucard: "Stuck my hand in the blender while adding baking soda to the batter"

Integra: "??? You're supposed to add baking powder not baking soda!"

Alucard: "They're not the same?"

Integra: "No! Also why did you put your hand in the blender???"

Alucard: "Tch, like I was gonna get hurt or something."

*Alucards arm falls right beside Integra with a thump as Alucard says this*

Seras: "Did he try cooking again?"

Integra: "..Yeah, just get the bucket"

Seras "Why do you allow this?"

Integra: "You two are more awake than I am"

Alucard: "It's not that bad"

Integra: "Last time, the kitchen exploded with your head on the door with the firefighters thinking you where a Halloween decoration"

Alucard: "Just got in idea for Halloween"

Integra: "God give me the paintence...."

Seras: "Aw, mum it'll be funny for him scaring the kids"

Integra: "Please don't encourage him"

Alucard: "Awe, c'mon"

Integra: "Ya know what? Fine, but I'm taking your head off after midnight for Halloween bed time stories"

Alucard & Seras: Oooo!

These drawings are a day apart idk why my art just does that sometimes

Asking AI Alucard weird questions

I feel bad for AI Alucard

Happy Mothers Day

Because I'll call Sir Integra mommy anytime of the year

I have no clue how it can happen, but here is yalls polls request finally done

Strictly a shi post and also a style I'm trying

Sorry for keeping everyone waiting ;-;

Alucard in an AU where he says uwu unironically

This was really fun last time

Alucard: *unfriends Alexander from Facebook*

Alexander: *audible Scottish gasping*

Alucard:

Alexander:

Alucard:

Alexander:

Alucard:

Alexander:

Alucard:

Alexander:

Alucard:

Alexander:

Alucard: You said my hat looks tacky.

Alexander: go sleep upside down

I have no enemies

I have all the enemies

I have some enemies

I have a few more enemies

Has to deal with other people's enemies

Seras!! :3c

Have you ever just become a raccoon and get arrested by Alucard?

It's a human experience everyone goes through, don't worry

What if seras was never turned into a vampire how would things change what would be the butterfly effect

Same thing only not alive

Also here's a small Baskerville

I feel like Seras would get treated like a hero