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Hellsing Vine Compilation #2
Enjoy you Protestant fuckbuckets
Hellsing Vine Compilation XD
This was really fun last time
Ok, the next one for Hellsing polls
What's a favorite HC of yours on Hellsing?
PURRING. purring. purring. purring. purring.
all hellsing vampires have the ability to purr whenever they are elated or relaxed and it's canon idc. they have no control over when it occurs either. they can be in the middle of talking and it will start to rumble in their chest.
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Alucard
• i like to think that the more relaxed alucard is, the more prominent the vibration and volume from his purr becomes. imagine walking inside the basement to see him napping within his throne and all you hear are the echos of his loud ass purr throughout the empty space. that's probably what luke heard 0.3 seconds before rudely smashing his door in ova 2.
• alu also purrs in enjoyment of when blood, killing or a worthy opponent is involved, of course. one is probably unable to hear it over the sounds of bullets being fired, people screaming, chaos ensuing, but the second all of that dies down, his purr is all that's left to hear lmao. i love to think that this exact scenario happened during and after all of his kills at the hotel in ova 3. all of the horrific and twisted up corpses everywhere, but then there's just . . cute kitten noises in the corner. definitely brightens the mood LMAO.
Seras Victoria
• this girl is most likely always purring. she is so bubbly.
• whenever she receives praise from either alucard, integra, or walter, there she is, purring. she becomes overly joyful. pats on the head will without a doubt intensify the volume of it.
Luke Valentine
• luke is able to purr, but these are on rare occasions, since jan is aggravating the shit out of him 24/7.
Jan Valentine
• jan's purrs are absolutely obnoxiously loud, as loud as his foul mouth, but he can't help it. he's most likely always content because he refuses to give a fuck about anything that goes wrong in his undead life. ( hc created with @namelesscoward1 just yesterday PFF )
• luke has thrown a book at his head for purring so loudly. he missed, but he still got his point across. "would you keep it down?! i can't hear myself think with all of your racket!"
• sex? definitely gets him purring. the sight of big titties or a nice ass? definitely gets him purring.
• jan becomes ridiculously excited at the mere thought of death and guns. during previous millennium missions with his brother, his purr was noisy enough to completely give away their hideout position.
Rip Van Winkle
• give or take this woman to a few live operas and you will never hear the end of it.
• like seras, she has childlike characteristics. because she's so cheerful, i imagine her always being unable to silence her purrs as well.
• though, if you want to silence them, simply mention alucard's name. that will get her quiet real quick.
Tubalcain Alhambra
• I can totally see this man beginning to purr simply because you agreed to play a game of cards with him, especially when he's winning.
✨Girlies✨
So, like, a couple of days ago, I had a dream where all main Hellsing girls were there, and they had a "girl date" in a cafe. And they were all wearing clothes like on picture.
Aaand for some reason Doc was with them. And he was wearing... This-
no one can tell me John Marston wouldn't eat up those TikTok live ASMRs where the finger puppet squirrels eat the microphone
