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The Iscariots of the Catholic Church. Here to spread the word of god.

If you know you what I'm doing then you know. Credit to the Youtube creator for this wonderful meme. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUdKwTGFU2g



Instead of calling her a sow and Alucard coming out to threaten him. Integras quick to fire back some shade. Alucard mid phasing through the wall loses his mind laughing at Integras insult.
New Hellsing idea just dropped:
Going to draw Enrico Maxwell but as Claude Frollo. Stay tuned.


The Iscariots Hell fire

Late night 11am thought before bed. Really had this vision of Frollo Maxwell combo.
*casually sobbing at Anderson's shirt*

He looks fluffy (I want to punch him)
Ur Anderson looks like Totoro sometimes

Totoroson and his little tots
lol captain not not the dog Yeah right
Hellsing Headcanon Time!!!: amusement park
Through the magic of me being the one writing this shit our favorite monsters that kill the other monster are at the amusement park. How are they doing, what are they doing?
Alucard: lurks in the shadows of the haunted house. Integra assumed he went home but no he's frightening hipsters. Only the hipsters.
Integra: I guess I could go on a ride or two. The Ferris wheel might be nice.
Seras: look a petting zoo! Roller coaster! Walter that ride goes upside down, let's go!
Walter: (what he says) I'm not sure I'm one for thrill rides Miss Victoria... (What he's thinking) "fuuuuuuucccckkkk yesssssss"
Pip: apparently this place has laser tag. He has not been seen since.
Anderson: "heathens, all of them. I'm going to pet the animals"
Major: Dok this place might be too much fun to blow up...just kidding!
Dok: what mad science created a deep fried Twinkie. I'll take 10.
Zorin: was not invited cause they suck
Heinkel and Yumie: *have been on the big roller coaster 20 times already and are showing no signs of slowing down. Part hard*
Maxwell: "Anderson do not touch the heathen animals!"
Captain: *totally not the dog in the petting zoo*
lol
Seras: You’re smiling, did something good happen?
Integra: Can’t I smile because I feel like it?
Alucard: Maxwell tripped and fell in the parking lot.
lol
Hellsing Vine Compilation #2
Enjoy you Protestant fuckbuckets
Hellsing Vine Compilation XD

enrico is older but integra hit puberty first lol


Seras and alcohol laced blood does not mix.
Drunk Seras Part 1




Alucard fails at parenting, and Integra gives up hope on her two vampires. But at least Seras finally went to sleep.
Drunk Seras Part 2



Hellsing beach episode
[please don’t repost without my permission]
Maxwell: *talking shit in Italian*
Integra: “What did he just say?”
Alucard: “I don’t know, the shit was in spaghetti language.”
Integra: “FUCKING HELL MAXWELL! FOR THE LAST TIME, I DON’T SPEAK LASAGNA!”