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do you dislike the episode dewy wins because of connie being upset at steven as well as lion as both were out of character?
Well, I have mixed feelings about this. Like, a lot of people hated Connie in this episode, I understand why. Steven was going through a lot and Connie made it worse by leaving. Both of them we’re going through some stuff, maybe Connie’s wasn’t as bad as Steven’s, but still.
I understand that Connie was hurt because of what happened, I’d be hurt too. I’d probably be crying my eyes out. But, I’d still stay with my friend. Keep them close to me.
I kinda get upset when creators make characters that aren’t supposed to be hated, but get a lot of hate anyways. Even when there’s good reason to strongly dislike a character, it wasn’t the creators intentions.
I honestly love a lot of characters that get hate. Cause, headcanons, stories, and just because some of these characters don’t deserve hate in the first place. I could go on and on about stuff like this.
When it comes to characters that are supposed to be hated, I still kinda love them, because I have different ideas for the characters. As does everyone else. Stories that go deeper into their past even if it’s not canon, y’know?
can stolas and a young octavia play as the sour kangaroo and rudy from horton hears a who but it's a genderbent role?
No, I don’t think so. Sorry.
It just doesn’t feel fitting for the characters.
Can stolas play as manny from ice age while Stella play as ellie and Octavia play as peaches? :) Also, imagine Stella in her old design and being nice in this :)
I guess so?
Blitzø’s inner demons
Moxxie: I simply follow your orders. It isn’t my fault if your orders are as non sensible as a sun tanning bed left out in the cold rainy porch of a fresh (Something?)
Moxxie: I am simply speaking Satan’s plain English? Perhaps you should crack open a dictionary some time. And then maybe you could understand half of the frivolous things I can go on and on about (Something?)
Moxxie: (Something?) My dear boss, you don’t know what you’re doing half of the time, and you depend on me and the missus to manage your foolish (something?)
Striker: But’cha don’t wanna do things alone BlitzO!
Fizzarolli: You tried to (Something?) didn’t work out so (something?)
Verosika: Yet you still shove away anyone who gets too close, until they resent you for being a selfish shit fuck?
Stolas: Are you afraid to love people, Blitzy?
Moxxie: I believe your self conscious is trying to tell you that you simply cannot fathom proper intimacy, but also crave it as well. It’s rather unfortunate Sir, considering it’s often how you treat those who stand by you, such as myself.
Stolas: You’re going to die alone!
Fizzarolli: You’re gonna die alone BlitzO!
Verosika: You’re going to die alone.
Striker: You gon die alone BlitzO!
Moxxie: You’re going to die alone.
(It was a bit hard to hear them at some times, but, I got as much as I could)
(My ears suck)
I just finished watching Episode 7 of Helluva Boss, and….
What The FUCK?!
I think this may legitimately be one of my favorite songs from Helluva Boss.
The animation was flawless and really highlighted the raw emotion in his voice.
AND BLITZØ!!! That is the face of a man who realized he fucked up.
I’m glad he was able to take a step back and accept his faults in the situation. I hope that they can eventually find a way to make it work.
Apology Tour was worth the wait. Now the wait for Ghostf**ckers begins 😖!
forgot to post this right after Apology Tour but my man ate in this outfit.
this song is stuck in my head and i love it so much but it's also hard to focus when i get to the part of blitzø is saying the "we're gonna bone" and shit like that
Helluva Boss rant bc I am not ok after that episode.
Okay so just a silly little rant about the new Helluva Boss episode. So first off Vivienne Medrano if you don't let Stolitz have their happy little ending I will find your address in a very friendly way. ANYWAYS after that trainwreck of an ending and wanting to nicely bitchslap Blitz in a non abusive way after all of that I was thinking of what might happen in the future with the two of them. Hopefully in the end they will get together and everything will be okay but, what if that doesn't happen. I have multiple ideas of possible things that might happen for the future of Stolitz that aren't good so these better not happen
In the trailer for season two we saw that red avian looking dude who seems to be affiliated with the Goetia family and from what I've heard him and Stolas become friends or allies. Multiple outcomes can come from this. What if Stolas starts to move on from Blitz thinking that he does not reciprocate his feelings for him and starts developing feelings for this red avian guy who I don't know who his name is and don't feel like looking up.
Much like the first outcome, Blitz may start to develop feelings for someone else and start to drift apart from Stolas even more than before.
Going back to number one, Stolas can develop feelings for that red avian dude and they may get together. During this time, Blitz stops being a little bitch (sorry Blitz ily
Technically this goes with number three but still. If Stolas and that red avian dude get together, that guy might betray him. If he is working for say Striker or Stella or Andrealphus, he could be deliberately messing with Stolas's feelings and possibly have him assassinated.
Five and six are the worst for me since I could see the outcome of these happening. Something happens and Striker has Stolas pinned and captured and is ready to assassinate him. This time instead of Millie and Moxxie saving him, it's Blitz. Blitz takes down Striker and thinks that he's dead but once he's untying Stolas and confessing that he's sorry and loves him, Striker stabs/shoots him and he dies in Stolas's arms but not before Striker somehow magically dies.
And finally number six. This one is similar to number five. As an attempt to lure Stolas into getting himself assassinated/killed. Striker kidnaps Blitz and tortures him as a way for Stolas to sacrifice himself. Stolas goes to rescue Blitz and everything is going well. He thinks that he's eliminated everyone there, including Striker. He rescues Blitz and when they are walking out of this cave or whatever the fuck this will be in, Striker pops up from somewhere and shoots at Blitz. Sacrificing himself, Stolas jumps in front of Blitz and takes the bullet. He tells Blitz that it wasn't his fault and that he still loves him before dying in his arms. Blitz is now upset and depressed and pissed off all at the same time and kills Striker bc I want that bitch dead.
Gonna add one last one. I'm not going to type out number six all again so instead of Stolas dying he is taken to a hospital and recovers and him and Blitz get back together and live happily ever after.
Anyways there's my little rant of (bad) things that could happen in the future of the show with Stolitz.
new helluva episode has fucking ruined me, i'll make a post about it eventually (probably), but in the meantime i am distracting myself with this silly headcanon:
since we see a butler when stolas enters his fridge of fortification, it can be presumed that the staff is still in the castle. this very simple piece of information eventually led me to the idea that, despite the arrangement taking place literally every month, none of these poor guys know what the fuck is going on. all they have to go off of is "sorry i fucked your husband", some dude who broke into the castle and stole their boss's book returning once a month, and stella's daily bitching.
at some point, the staff stopped trying to figure out all the details and started placing bets. enzo's fully on team "it's a coverup, each night they talk about all the shady royal shit", whilst basil's a "just some silly gays" truther. they're freaking out over the episode the same way we are, not because of the stolitz angst, but because cedric has a couple hundred bucks in this thing and GODDAMMIT they want that money.
tldr apology tour can eat my ass
You know he's a good dad when he'd blow up a whole solar system just to help his daughter sleep 🩷
Had to look up the flowers on the Stolitz playmath. And I think these are red lilies? Which symbolizes love, desire, passion and courage. They’re often used in romantic bouquets to show a deep expression of love for someone. It fits stolitz well in my opinion.
Doodles I made in my spare time.
Plus the sketches
miscommunication is possibly my least favorite trope but boy oh boy when it’s blitz and stolas i become a mere peasant child begging for a scrap of bread. feed me more. pls. i’m begging u vivzie.