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Someone’s been practicing their latte art~~
Hijack Week Day 5 - Coffee & Flower Shop AU
aaaaand I’m calling that a wrap, Happy Hijack Week everyone!
Alenoah Week 2024: Day 3 - "TDWT Ending Rewrite"
The trek to the top of the volcano was, in layman's terms, agonizing.
Searing heat, somehow simultaneously swelteringly humid and suffocatingly dry, blistered at every inch of Noah's exposed skin and burned through his lungs like hot coals with every laboured breath. The sweat that would've been dripping from his exhausted body like a faulty faucet didn't even have the opportunity to form into pearl-shaped droplets before it evaporated against the overwhelming force of just how fucking hot it was.
And yet he'd made it.
He'd gotten there first, too.
Noah had somehow managed to out-slither the slippery fiend whilst the two were stumbling across the skipping stones of a lava lake, despite the weight of his pineapple dummy causing him to falter after almost every step.
The maw of the volcano bubbled and spat embers at his feet, just a few measly inches from the cynic himself. It was time to end it; the competition, the show, his… rivalry with Alejandro.
As if the mere thought of the Spaniard had somehow summoned him, Noah heard the tell-tale clicking of heeled boots against rock behind him quickly followed by harsh, laboured panting (not nearly as desperate as his own wheezing, but a far cry from the womanizer's usual composure). Alejandro's ponytailed hair rose from the plateaued peak of the volcano, followed by a pair of thick eyebrows furrowed against sweat-sheened skin, then a pair of furious sage green eyes- and sage was the most appropriate description Noah could think of, since they burned with a competitive fire comparable to the all-encompassing heat around them.
"It's over, Alejandro. I have the high ground."
Noah's voice was a hoarse, painful rasp, though whether it was from its unbearable dryness or the tenseness of the situation, he wasn't sure. He stood firmly at the edge of the volcano, searing light illuminating the edges of his form like a foreboding halo as he held Pinealejandro almost covetingly in a bridal carry, hovering the dummy over the scorching cavern of its imminent demise.
Alejandro- the human one, not the pineapple one- continued his unwavering ascent to the volcano's peak until he was but a few insignificant feet away from Noah. His shoulders visibly rose and fell with each huff of magma-scorched breath, and the barbaric snarl he bared towards the bookworm twisted his handsome features into something wild, alight with a passion that burned at white-hot as the lava below.
Then he roared.
"You underestimate my power!"
And lunged towards Noah, carelessly discarding his own pineapple dummy (comparatively twiggier and more feeble looking than Noah's own) as he cleared the space between them in the blink of a cinder-dusted eye.
"I will not lose to someone as infuriating as you!"
Before he could process what was even happening, Noah found himself scooped away from the edge of the volcano and lifted a few extra meters off of the ground, held victoriously above the latino in an overhead lift like he was some sort or glorified barbell. The shock of which inadvertently caused him to drop his own dummy, sending the construct tumbling into the bubbling, gaping chasm below until it plunged into the awaiting magma with a barely audible 'plop'.
For a brief tension-paused moment the two remained eerily still, almost frozen in place with disbelief (an impressive feat, considering it was far too fucking hot for anything to freeze atop the volcano).
Well.
That was that, then.
…It was sort of anticlimactic, really. Noah was almost disappointed.
"Um," The bookworm began, quickly schooling his surprise at being lifted and brandished like a javelin into his usual apathetic countenance, "Are you going to put me down, or…?"
Noah's enquiry was met a bark of high pitched laughter, a sound so entrenched in sardonic humour it was practically swimming in animosity.
"Ah, but Noah," Alejandro preened indulgently, as if he were speaking to a small child, and his snarl curled into a manic grimace. The archvillain's eyes were widened to their extreme, dying wisps of ember light flickering across his gaze which trailed from the waifish nerd held above his head to the boiling magma below.
"I still have a dummy to discard of."
In other words,
THROW THAT TWIG
INTO THE VOLCANO!!!
Animashun is my passhun
doobles below ü
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the sandwich minigame always screws you over with the physics and it's hilarious 😂 once I was making a sandwich and the damn lettuce and crap I put in it glitched t h r o u g h the lower loaf and fell through the table, so no toppings for me I guess... it's also hilarious that you can choose your own ingredients and it gives you ten m I n u t e s to put stuff in it, cuz you can spend 10 minutes just stacking cheese into a pair of salted loaves of bread. do that in front of arven and he would probably just start screeching lol
chan n his gf with a oral fixation <3
it starts off innocently, with things like lollipops and popsicles. but chan puts his fingers in your mouth one time during sex and you’re never the same. you instinctively start to suck and lick them, not realizing what you were truly doing until chan pulls his fingers out and watches the drool connect you and him.
from that moment on, chan always lets you suck his fingers or thumb when cuddling. or if you lay your head in his lap, he’ll be sure to pull down his boxers enough for you to keep his cock in your mouth <3
HABIT (l.hs)
; after heeseung and his ex-girlfriend, minju, break up, you’re left picking up the pieces. (four times you held onto heeseung, and the one time you let him go.)
pairing lee heeseung x gn!reader
genre angst, fluff if you squint, pining, arguably happy ending?, slice of life
warnings alcohol, horror movies
word count 2.5k
note my part of sai @coffeewon and cael @chiyuv’s withering blissfully collab! i hope you enjoy but also i hope it breaks ur heart ^^ the narration style feels a bit different from how i usually write but i hope it’s still enjoyable haha
listen habit by seventeen, opening by jo yuri
11:35 PM, Gyeonggi-do, South Korea
Heeseung is slumped over on your threadbare couch, hugging your only throw pillow to his chest, when he tells you he loves you.
It isn’t the first time you’ve exchanged words of affection with your best friend, but hearing “I love you” is different from an offhand abbreviation or casual “love you”. As he says it, he’s staring straight at you, so intently you can picture his eyes glimmering in the dim lighting seeping in from your kitchen. His cheeks are flushed and his speech is slurred, but you want so badly to believe him.
“I love you too, Heeseung,” you smile softly, and just for a moment, you let yourself pretend that both of you mean it in the same way.
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Some SH/LH log, went through an Elysion era binge
I always draw a lot but never get around to upload anything I am gomenasai
louis... regarde this delightful little handheld game louis... i am the king of zis little island louis... this small lion wants to be my friend. do you think of me as a lion? powerful and fair in color... a mighty hunter... ah but this racoon, he is just like you louis, taking money from all the little animals in the quartier...
rent was due
yesterday i saw this post by @rosekasa and @buggachat, showed it to my friend and we had some thoughts. and i could not rest until
i think ultimately we should be grateful they don't know about body pillows
bonus
Overheard at the BAU
Henry: "You know dad, a lot of guys get left by their wifes-"
Will: "What are you talking about?"
Henry: "...are you seriously the only one who doesn't know?"
I don't know if this'll make sense, but brain thoughts!
we have started the second gameplay again :) and at the beginning, Joel said to Tommy, "I saved her" and it just made me think of the letter from Bill in the show. the letter said "I saved him. And then I protected him." and that's just sooooo tlou2 coded. cause that is what Joel did. he saved Ellie and then he protected her. imagine if they change that line for the second season??? mmm we will not make it
The right way to abuse your power and mass destruction weapon.
This is for my friend awesome friend @jesuisbetejesuispatissiere, you rock!
domhnall laughing pt. 3
[pt. 1 / pt. 2]