Incorrect Greek Quotes - Tumblr Posts - Page 2
Intruder turn out to not be a intruder at all, just Apollo using a voice effect đ
*Phone ringing*
Hermes,*picks it up*: Hello?
Intruder: I'm inside your house.
Hermes: ... Ok? *Hangs up*
Intruder: *calls him back*
Hermes,*picks up*: Yello!
Intruder: Why did you hang up!? Why did you hang up on me?!
Hermes: If your inside my house just come talk to me?
Intruder: I'm in the closet.
Hermes: Oh your gay? ... That's cool.
Intruder: No I'm not gay-
Hermes: No no no it's cool! My sis Artemis is gay.
Intruder: NO I'M NOT GAY I'M LITERALLY IN YOUR CLOSET!!
Hermes: Wait... Really?!
Intruder: hehehehe.
Hermes: Who is this?!
Intruder: Come find out.
Hermes: Where are you!?
Intruder: ARE YOU STUPID OR SOMETHING?! I JUST SAID I'M IN YOU CLOSET!?.... You know what this isn't worth it.
I now want more of this. I need books on it
Aphrodite: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you.
Persephone: That's great, Aphrodite. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 fucking years.
Same Ares same đđ
Hermes: Tell me a secret!
Ares: Since I was a child I've been programmed to believe, that no matter what I do, everything could have been improved in some way shape or form. So much so that I can't accomplish anything anymore without it considered being failure.
Ares: What about you?
Hermes: I have never eaten sushi-
YOU ARENT DONT WORRY
GUYS HOW CAN I MAKE THIS BOLG BETTER?!
I FEEL LIKE I'M LACKING!
I agree they donât Persephone
Persephone: why do good people die young?
Demeter: well, when you're in a garden, what flowers do you pick?
Persephone: the ugly ones
Demeter: exac- wait, what?
Persephone: ugly bitches don't belong in my garden
I gave you wings and you flew away so high, you dumb bitch.
- Probably Daedalus at some point while mourning Icarus.
Patroclus: Damn, the power went out. Achilles: Donât worry, I got this. Achilles: *shakes rapidly and starts to light up* Patroclus: What-? Achilles: I swallowed a glow stick! Patroclus, on the verge of tears: WHY WOULD YOU-
Odysseus: when i was your age- Diomedes: when i was your height- Odysseus: now listen here you little shit.
Diomedes: stinky bread Odysseus: bulbous bread Diomedes:....... Odysseus:---- Patroclus: boys.....? YOU´RE BECOMING BLUE! *both of them are containing the laughter* Patroclus: I heard Penelope has found a new hu.. *an arrow misses his head* Odysseus and Diomedes: Do you want to die tonight?
Patroclus: And here we see Ody and Dio in their natural habitat. Texting each other variations of the word "garlic bread" to try to make each other laugh. Odysseus: Gaelic bread. Diomedes: Grueling brad. Odysseus: Ha ha, glamorous beans
They want to meet Hades sooner than later.
Teucer: You know you can die from that, right? Patroclus: *smoking a cigarette* That's the point. Ajax: *drinking alcohol* We're trying to hurry this up. Achilles: *Eating raw cookie dough and nodding*
Felt lmao
Demeter: My only two moods are bisexual and clinically depressed.