Jan Van Eck - Tumblr Posts
Kaz: Don’t worry, I have a permit.
Van Eck: ...This just says “I can do what I want”.
Love how Wylan started off learning chemistry to impress his father and ended up using it for violence, what a character arc
Is that not the dream of all children with shitty parents? Using the skills you learned to impress them to ruin their lives and enjoy every second of it?
Wylan really said I'm going to show you just how useful chemistry is, bitch. What a legend.
Wylan: My Father once told me "you only have one Father" and I was like ?? "Thank Ghezzen, imagine if I had two of you"
wylan telling Kaz “alby rollins can’t help who his father is” and telling him to leave him alone because he’s just a kid 😭 it’s almost like he was the abused child of another powerful man. almost. hm
I have this whole head cannon in my head where Kaz’s mom was a merchants daughter who was disowned for falling in love with a farmer. Her best friend was Marya Hendriks who married her younger brother Jan. After she was disowned Jan pretended she never existed and forced Marya to do the same.
This is where it becomes fully fanfic territory. When Marya was hospitalized she entirely forgot her old best friend, who was brave enough to fight for love over money/comfort. Wylan brings her back to the Van Eck estate and she begins to remember her old life. She meets one of her sons best friends one day and suddenly the memories unlock, could be his eyes or his smile or even better his scheming face. But suddenly she finds her best friend and discovers she’s dead and how much her children suffered. Bonus points if she finds letters Mrs. Rietveld wrote about her life and children.
Kaz Brekker Headcanons
Cat entering her hc era thanks to my maid of honor @x-liv25 . Please go read her TIG headcanons!
MASTERLIST
Kaz once said "you shouldn't make friends with crows," "why not?" "they don't have any manners." I headcanon that he tried to feed a crow and actually be nice to it but it bit him so now he forever holds the grudge
He has a stack of makeup in his desk drawer in case he needs to change his face up a bit for a job and he's excellent at it
At some point, when he was still struggling with finding a job after Jordie's death, he stole someone's purse and found bronzer/contour that he used to draw himself abs to look strong and "hirable".
He doesn't mind touching animals without his gloves
He realized that when he tried to save an abandoned kitten in the rain when he was younger
He felt bad for it because it reminded him of him and Jordie
He saw it as a debt-ish to Jordie to save the kitten
It once brought Kaz a mouse as a gift and Kaz genuinely appreciated the gesture
Kaz POV: "What a distinguished gentleman who knows I'm worthy of great gifts and appreciation"
Kaz knew he couldn't really keep a cat in his line of work, it'd be a weakness, so when it was old enough, he snuck it into Pekka's office and watched the vicious little feline tear Pekka's stuff to shreds
"A cat after my own heart"
When Kaz got the Dregs tattoo, he didn't want the artist to touch him, so he tattooed the logo himself. It was a bit shaky but then he hired a Tailor to fix the edges without touching him
Alternative solution to the bad edges: He fixes them up with stolen foundation whenever he isn't wearing long sleeves or something that would cover it up.
They day he first saw Inej and she snuck up on him, he had a panic attack but hid it well
At this point in his life, he was used to being in control, to knowing everything. Having Inej sneak up on him (and knowing that she could have potentially killed him without him having time to retaliate had she been trained) freaked him out. He felt weak, Kaz Rietveld again.
Kaz spends half an hour every other day locked in his office without his gloves, lathering his hands in hand cream.
Whenever he'd grab someone by the collar or any form of violence with contact, the last thing the victim could think about is why his hands smell nice. Nobody ever lived to tell the tale.
He's a sucker for a good chocolate cake.
He absolutely HATES ice cream. It makes too much of a sticky gooey mess for him.
He also probably has a sensitive throat so he doesn't really eat cold/frozen stuff or drinks
Once he made a deal with Nina which resulted in him going to a café to buy her a pumpkin spice latte. Once he sniffed Nina's, he quickly bought another one for himself and chugged it before he could get back. Obviously he did that in a dark alleyway so that nobody could see him and use it as blackmail.
Once he used (obviously stolen) paint to decorate his very own set of cards.
He then made another elaborate plan of his and managed to auction them off for a grotesque amount of kruge.
Probably forged DeKappel's signature on the back of each with perfect precision
For those that forgot, DeKappel is some famous painter in the series. Kaz stole a DeKappel oil painting from Van Eck.
Help I didn't realize how fun HCs were, I could make a thousand of these
I hope this hasn’t been done before
SOC and CK spoilers!!
And he thinks of Jesper as a brother to the point where he accidentally called him Jordie and even went so far as to make Colm’s alias Jordie’s middle and last name🥲
Why are there so many meme templates that are perfect for Wylan’s inability to read😭
Being a grishaverse fan that’s read the books is so satisfying because I already know exactly what season 2 is about…trust me show-only people…it’s gonna be so good🥴
Possible spoilers for Shadow and Bone season 2
Seriously guys, if you don’t want it spoiled and you haven’t read the books, scroll please
Anyway
Sturmhond’s ship⚓️🏴☠️
“STURMHOND”!!!!🥹💙
when he’s not a readhead😤
THE CROWS!!! 5 of crows🤨
getting matthias??👀
The Darkling😳
the gold in the kefta😅 oh boy
c o n n e c t i o n t o A l i n a ? 🫠
he angy
WESPERRRRRR CONTENTTTTT
💞💚💗💛❣️💛❤️🔥❤️💜🤍💜🧡🤎❤️💖💛❤️🔥❣️💖💕💞
my boys
when wylan isn’t a readhead either🫤
The best twins fr
when one of them likes poetry and the other is a badass but it’s not who you’d expect🥰
MATTHIAS
shirtless😳
IN HELLGATE😳😳
Hellshow?👀 I’d pay to watch that🐺
also no reason to mention Matthias in hell hate if he’s not getting out…and he doesn’t need to get out unless…🧊🏰
KANEJ😩😩😩
the intimacy without them even touching dude
gonna tear me to shreds
more protective Kaz+++
Malina :)
so cute
wonder if that’s before they get hunted lmao
also can’t wait for white hair Alina omg🤍
a list of some of the horrible things jan van eck did that get forgotten:
Proudly fessed up to beating Wylan when he was a child as a method to get him to read
Married a teenager TWO YEARS OLDER than his sixteen year old son and got her pregnant
Watched unfazed as Wylan got tortured by gang members in front of him (not that he literally hasn’t tried to have Wylan killed several times but I feel this takes a certain kind of evil)
Put his wife in a mental institution because she gave him a son who couldn’t read
Kidnapped a sixteen year old girl and tried to break her legs with a mallet so it’d induce as much pain as possible (who the fuck does this)
This post literally made my day!!!
I am bored, let´s just see this images of Stitch as Six Of Crows characters
Matthias
Jesper
Wylan & Jan
Inej
Nina
Kuwei
Colm
Alys
Dunyasha
Kaz
thinking about the fact that jan was so horrible that he fell short to kaz’s expectation of the world.
Everyone talks about "maybe I liked your stupid face" when talking about Wesper, but is anyone going to comment on the fact that Jesper literally thought Wylan looked like a prince who had fallen into the wrong story. Like he took one look at him and thought he looked like a prince.