Jeff Bezos - Tumblr Posts
Uhhhh..... heads up Amazon device users, I guess????
this entire video is a masterpiece but the linked passage at 31.02 is another level.
excerpt from 34.02
“audiences gained the vocabulary to understand this dynamic and began somewhat self-policing in regards to parasociality. some creators still actively cultivate parasocial bonds for money but the awareness is out there that parasociality exists and is bad.
which brings us to the present moment. a parasocial relationship is a fucking meme. people freely interact with the concept, ironically admitting that they experience it while simultaneously demonstrating awareness as to its problematic aspects when the balanced informed take becomes the meme.
[at this part of the video, the screen shows screenshotted memes of people mocking their own feelings towards a parasocial relationship they are in, including the edited ludwig thumbnail meme.
image id: a sad face is drawn next to the ludwig thumbnail of ludwig in a christmas jumper with the title “I Am Not Your Friend”. below it, a happy face is drawn next to the edited ludwig thumbnail with the “Not” in the titles erased and another smiley face, this time with hair, pasted over the person’s face.]
An artist's rendition of that time Jeff Bezos shot an astronaut about to escape an amazon fulfillment center.
Alexa in the bag for Harris
Does anyone else find it strange that every time Big Tech gets caught trying to interfere in our elections, it's just an "Error?"
I can't tell sci fi from reality anymore. Someone could be reading about "Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk combine to create an A.I called J.E.S.K. (Just Enother Science Kontraption) and I'd swallow that pill without water. And i know I ain't the only one
The bezos got rid of his hair to prevent fae shenanigans. I know this to be true. Discuss.
I love all the pompous IT saviours, Bill, Steve, Mark, Jeff but Elon is the prime example of distorted self-perception. A very special case of non-empathetic self-promoter without a hint of self-reflection with pathological traits to put it nicely.
Men with huge egos who are hyped by the stock market to make money. But the glorification of the benfit for humanity by their companies is a laughing stock. The self-deception goes so far that they really believe in the story of the garage to the international company and have forgotten all their advantages and crooked things with which they got to the top of the world. Their great advantages that enabled them to rise.
All of them were and are uncompromisingly ambitious and spare no means of influence to achieve their goals.
Greed and vanity are my favourite sins.
Satan more or less
Sometimes it is frightening how they resemble religious leaders and are worshipped as such.
Trump got arrested.
Musk is being sued for more than his entire net worth.
Let's brainstorm some things that should happen to Bezos (not death, that's too boring)
Life imitates art
Black Widow mild spoilers! (Alexei’s tattoos)
In light of Jeff Bezos’ trip to space, enjoy Alexei’s knuckle tattoos
*Not my video, it can be found on YouTube*
I ordered a Jeff Bezos dickhead from Amazon today. Bezos got them blue balls. Someone gotta stop this mean man before he fucks all of us.
Lex Luthor and Voldemort are cousins
This video goes places and I can't stop laughing by the end of it. XD Absolutely worth the time to at least listen to it. XD
Jeff Bezos didn’t even explode :(
Jeff Bezos is blasting off into space tomorrow! There are no laws in space. Astronauts! You know what to do! Good luck up there!!!
Reblog this if you DID NOT order gifts from Amazon this year.
I just want to do a little test. Please reblog this if you DID Not use Amazon to purchase gifts.
If you guys haven't looked up Amazon Lockers near you, do it. They name the locker sites. My friend and I found ones in North Carolina named Apostrophe, Circumference, Capitalism, Bubbler, Snakebite and Percentage. 🤣🤣🤣🤣