Pffft - Tumblr Posts
Castle: If it excites you and scares you at the same time, you should probably do it.
Kenji: Time to slap Aaron while he is sleeping.
Nazeera, rushing in: Please don't. I like my husband very much alive, Thank you.
Adam: I'll pay you a million dollars to do it.
James: Adam no-
He's lost all his joy and whimsy
At least he got the top score on most of the arcade machines 🤷
Phil: [Leaning into his mic] Bad gave Richas and Pepito NUKES?
Lullah: idk o-o i didnt get full context of this
Phil: Well if it wasn't the French, then there's only one other person who has access to nuclear material, and that's Bad.
Lullah: just that tio bad wants cucas attention
Phil: Ah, it's always over a boy! Fckin' Cucurucho made him give nukes to kids. Nah, this is- this is fcked. [Laughs]
Valentine's Day?
More like 'lay-in-your-bed-and-cry-your-face-off-while-watching-every-series-ever-and-avoiding-reality-but-also-throwing-your-phone-into-oblivion-because-you-don't-want-to-see-everybody-else's-happiness' day.
Jungkook’s Moles Appreciation Post
LETS START OFF WITH HIS CUTE MOLE UNDER HIS LIP
ITS SO CUTE
LOOK AT IT
HES SUCH A MEME BUT I LOVE HIM
okay maybe this was an excuse to use this picture
CUTE BUNBUN
CAN I JUST BOOP IT
NEXT WE HAVE THE BEAUTIFUL MOLE ON HIS CHEEK
COP JUNGKOOK WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME
CAN I BOOP THAT TOO
HE LOOKS SO ATTRACTIVE JUST STANDING THERE I JUST
WHAT DID U SEE KOOKIE?
MEMEKOOK GIVES ME LIFE
okay maybe this was an excuse to use this picture too
AND AT LAST WE HAVE THE GLORIOUS MOLE ON HIS NECK
HONESTLY
ITS A GIFT
HIS NECK OMG
I MEAN
LOOK AT IT
I’D BOOP THAT TOO
THAT COLLARBONE THOUGH
ITS BEAUTIFUL
(Gif and picture credits to owners)
write 'maybe' in the tags and put the first tag that comes with it
Pregnancy runs in my family. Over half of my ancestors had it at some point.
Art rendition of an interaction I had with one of my patron gods Khensu/Khonshu last night cause I wasn’t sleeping lol
a world without wordgirl is the ultimate be careful who you call ugly in middle school joke
chuck: ok i know im like your dictator and everything now but since you villains are my buddies ill let you be my work in my high class police squadron so we can still be friends
chuck: EXCEPT YOU DR TWO BRAINS
chuck: youre mean to me so you can work in a sandwich shop >8(
two brains: :(
[gently places a single crisp autumn leaf atop my instant noodles] garnished
what happened to old zealand
Do you know how hard it is to live with a cat that has the intelligence level of literally like a 3 year old but the pure chaos of a high ranking demon?
He’s learned to open the lazy Susan and won’t stop clawing open the flour and rolling in it like a little chinchilla
this is what you gay people like, right?
nature - august 20th - jegulus - @stag-microfic - word count: 258
"Shhh, he's coming!" Regulus shushed his husband, eyeing the door as a soft rustling sound could be heard beyond it.
Both of them stared as the door slowly creaked open, and a figure creeped in, tiptoeing cautiously, turning around until-
"Bloody fucking-!" Harry yelled, jumping in the air as he took in the image of Regulus and James both sitting on the couch, arms crossed, waiting for him.
"Having a nice night?" James asked lightly, holding back a laugh.
"Erm..yeah," Harry answered, scratching the back of his neck.
"Hm. What were you up to? It's bit late. Going on half past midnight," Regulus commented, also biting his lip to stop from smiling.
"I went on a walk," Harry said, gaze defiant.
James and Regulus both gaped. "A walk?" James asked.
"Yeah...you know....exploring nature?" the teen suggested flippantly, raising an eyebrow.
"And did nature bruise your neck like that?" Regulus asked, gesturing to the mark that was plainly visible.
Harry turned red and said nothing.
"Go to bed. Next time you sneak out, at least use a window," James said while rolling his eyes, and watched as Harry shuffled upstairs wordlessly. As soon as they both heard his bedroom door shut, he looked at his husband, who gazed back.
After a moment, both burst into fits of laughter. "Did...did nature bruise your neck? Fuck, Reg, he's gonna hate us forever!" James chuckled pressing a kiss to his husband's head. "Who d'you suppose it is? The Weasley girl?"
"No, he's his father's son," Regulus smirked. "It's definitely the Malfoy boy."