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Oh...
*Texting*
Remus: I miss you
Deceit: I miss you too.
Remus: I wanna hug your face
Deceit: Aww
Remus: With my thighs
Deceit: Oh...
U & I
Remus: I'd put u and I together
Deceit: You misspelled desperate
Beauty Hacks with Remus
Remus: How to get perfect skin:
1.Find a person with perfect skin
2.SKIN THEM
3.Wear them as a skin suit
Deceit: What did i just hear...
Remus: One of my beauty hacks
Poor Deceit
Anxiety: Everythings running perfectly fine! Nothing wrong at all. Remus, tell Deceit everythings fine.
Remus: *Takes the phone* Hey Love, We haven't eaten in like days! Ya plants are on fire and Anxiety just got biten by one of you snakes, and hes dead! YAY!
no
Deceit: What should we do?
Remus: Each other
Deceit: no
Brothers Love
Deceit: *Searching for Remus* Hes pretty tall, has dark hair with a grey streak.
Deceit: *Loudly* And he loves his brother
Bush: NO HE DOESN'T!
Dying
Deceit: Theres only one thing worst then dying *Rips off piece of paper revealing "Virgil Dying"
Remus: VIRGIL!
Virgil: *Joins the Light Sides*
Deciet: You know what *Rubs off the word dying*
Sick
Remus: My stomach hurts
Deceit: You ate alot last night
Remus: What'd I eat?
Deceit: All the walls and the ceiling
Remus: F***king sick
Humano
Deceit: Hey Remus!
Deceit: Soy un ser humano incompetente
Remus: *Gasp* I thought you were a snake!
Deceit: ...
Deceit: Roman what did you make me say
Donuts
Deceit: Did you eat my donuts?
Remus: No
Deceit: Whats that on your face then
Remus: COCAINE
Deceit: ...
Deceit: I don't know if your lying or not
Sleeping Ships
Logicality:
Patton: Are you awake?
Logan: Yeah *Hugs him*
Prinxeity:
Roman: Are you awake?
Virgil: No so shut the f*** up b****
Receit:
Remus: Hey babe~
Deceit: How did you get in my bed?
Weddings
Remus: *Tearing up as Deceit walks down the aisle on there wedding day*
Priest: ...
Priest: Look he might come back
Remus: Hey Deceit
Deceit: Virgil used to call me tha-
Remus: No! That is stealing someone elses quote and were not doing that! *Looks at camera*
Deceit: Quote? Wha are you looking at?
Remus: *Looks at different camera*
Deceit: What the hell are you looking at!
Almost everyone: Remus would be taller then Deceit
Me in the corner: how about this, Short rat tall snek.
Remus: Heres a joke, how many boyfriends does it take to screw in a light bulb
Remus: Deceit please come out of your room I'm not tall enough to reach the light bulb
Remus: Did you know 1 out of 3 h*es are mad, I'm not mad.
Deceit: I'm Mad
Remus: That's not how it-
Deceit: OH REALLY? CUS YOU RAN OVER TIMOTHY THE SNAKE
Remus: Not to be racist by I love goat cheese
Deceit: But that's not racist
Remus: YEAH I SAID NOT TO BE!
Remus: You think you can take my mace away huh?
Remus: Let's see how you do without your oven door, De!
Remus: A man isn't defined by his past...
Deceit: *Points at the dead body* WHAT DO YOU MEAN! YOU JUST RAN OVER THAT GUY!
Remus: People make mistakes~
Deceit: *Deceit and Remus sitting on the sofa* So what did you want to show me?
Remus: ...
Remus: ALEXA UNLEASH THE BEAST!
*hundreds of roombas emerge from every corner of the room*
Deceit: JESUS CHRIST!