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Danger mouse: Did you get our stuff?
Penfold: Yap, i got the clown costume, the power drill, 12 gallons of blood and the shrink a tizer
Jeopardy mouse: Wow! Where'd you find 12 gallons of fake blood?
Penfold: You wanted fake blood?
*the two look at Penfold in shock*
Penfold: .......I'll call Professor Squawkencluck!
Steve: When I was your age we didn’t even have cell phones.
Peter: Yeah, but you had stuff we don’t have.
Harley: Like dinosaurs and Moses.
Natasha, in the background: *Going red in the face trying not to laugh*
Emmet, Lucy, Benny, Unikitty, And Batman are all trapped in a really hot room.
Batman: we...WE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!!
Emmet: Yeah...thank you...CATHERINE OBVIOUS!
Everyone looks at Emmet confused
Lucy: What?
Emmet: I said “Thank you Cathrine obvious”
Benny: Did He say Catherine obvious?
Lucy: it’s Captain Obvious
Emmet confused
Emmet: Huh?
Lucy: the expression is Thank you Captain Obvious
Emmet: ...
Emmet: it’s not Catherine?
Batman: NO!
Unikitty: Who would Catherine be?
Emmet: I dunno...Catherine could be obvious!!
Unikitty:You didn’t have a happy childhood?
Lucy:My favorite toy was a hammer... you finish the puzzle
Lucy:Emmet What’d you just said?
Emmet:When?
Lucy:Just a second ago!
Emmet:...I said when
Emmet: I usually got ‘A’s in school, how does someone go from an ‘A’ to a ‘D’?
Lucy: Happened to me in 8th grade
Everyone:...
Natasha: A girl doesn't dye her hair that colour unless she has serious psychological problems
Wanda: My hair colour has nothing to do with my psychological problems!
*the gang is at The Hub, and a girl is hitting on Hyde*
Donna: He has a girlfriend.
Girl: I don't see her.
Jackie: Turn around. [she does] Now you see her.
Girl: I don't see much.
Jackie, ready to kick some ass:
Hyde: Okay, you should go home before she sends you to the hospital.