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guess who finally watched into the spiderverse


good ol spider noir

spider noir concept



In a world obsessed with labels, he shattered them all. Gender as an obsolete construct. But even he, couldn't mask his surprise when Noir handed him those monochrome roses. If they bore color, surely they'd bleed burgundy. Now, Hobie clutched roses as black as Noir’s himself in that ridiculously attractive trench coat, echoing the haunting allure of gothic masterpieces. His astonishment wasn’t just about the irony of it all, but a ghost from the past – the only other flowers he'd known were those laid on a friend's grave.
The moment his eyes landed on those flowers, he envisioned their fate. A worn-out vase, marked by time and, let's be honest, indifference, stood on the improvised windowsill of his houseboat. In due time, he'd press the black petals between the pages of the very few books he actually owned and didn’t borrow from the library, crafting what he knew was called a herbarium.
Yet he reveled in the drama, taunting Noir with antiquated traditions. Noir, though, with eyes that missed nothing, caught the shadows Hobie always tried to bury. Rooted in old-world charm and serenades like "The very thought of you" or "My time is your time" Noir's actions screamed louder than words. It was evident in the deathly beauty of the bouquet, the embrace of a dance in his dimly-lit kitchen, and gestures as subtle yet profound as an open door or a beckoning hand. On the battlefield, Noir's presence loomed, not out of doubt in Hobie's prowess – they've danced with death together for months by now – but because a gentleman’s heart knows when to shield what it treasures most.
Prompts, Tropes and Ideas series
thy should see
the reader/protagonist doesnt relise they are falling in love with s/o\other character
Works best for fics where they have powers or something....
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Example:
1.Y/n subconsciously smiled when Damian pinned Beast boy, effortlessly winning the sparring battle. Rolling her eyes when Damian moved toward her in a 'cocky' scowl "'Didn't take you for a smiler Miss. L/n" Damian spoke, with a raised brow ''I'm not, obviously? l was just thinking of how easily l could pin you.'' She replied with a smirk, a hint of challenge in her voice.
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2. Soulmate AU (where the soulbond is when ever the other touchs the other it leaves an imprint)
Prompt list
Angst⁂
Fluff⌂
Hurt/Comfort⌁
(^^THESE ARE JUST SUGGESTIONS^^)
001: "I hate you so much, but I can't love anyone more." ⌁
002: "How could Cupid be so cruel."⁂
003: You love them, but they don't notice you.⌁
004: I got love to spend but I can't get the chance, I hope they don't mean what they say but I keep seeing them sticking around like they can't get enough so I stay.⌂
005: Reader has closed walls but can't help but blush and stutter at they're advances.⌂
006: "We are not the same, yet we aren't opposites either."⌁
007: "I guess am a bit lonely?"⌂
008: "The curse of the third date, relationships don't last long, so good luck."⌁
009: "I long for you, you complete me."⁂
010: "Pizza after? My treat." "Yea, would love too."⌂
011: "What would I do without your smartass"⌂
012: "Your fine, am fine, we're fine"⁂
013: "You don't deserve her/him, no one does."⌁
014: "Stop tormenting me, I can't get you out of my mind."⌁
015: "You're a distraction I can't ignore."⌁
016: "No one is ever taking you, away from me"⌁
017: "You should've left" "Why" "Everyone else did"
018: "I think I love them" "Took you awhile"
019: "Am not her! Okay, so stop acting like it, stop calling me the wrong name....just be with me, your (y/n)...me"
020: "I had a friend once" "Wht happened?"
021: "I was inlove with you....I am inlove with you"
022: "Can't remember the last time you looked at me like that...why do you do this to me"
Tropes
001: Enemy to Lovers
002: Strangers to Friends
003: Best friends to lovers
004: Couple to Enemies to Lovers
005: Online Friends to Lovers
006: Forbidden Love
007: Unrealistic crush to Lovers (limerence)
008: Boss x Newbie
009: Rival Bands
010: Pen Pals to lovers
011: Platonic Soulmates to Romantic Soulmates
012: Older x Younger (very large gap- 6+ years)
013: Amnesia sufferer x hopelessly in love
014: Side character x side character
015: MC x bestfriend side character
Masterlist
-Miguel
-Miles
-Hobie
-42!Miles
-Sneak peaks
Send request (open)
ATSV
Miguel
Loss of you
Miles
Burn for you
Wagwan, American boy
Hobie
Afraid
Wagwan, American boy
Roof fever
42!Miles
'Hear Me Out'
Sneak peaks
'Hear me out' miles42!
Wagwan, American boy Hobie x reader x Miles
Reck the bed Hobie
Okay but Pavitr is quite a cheerful guy, so I think it'd be funny if he teamed up with Noir at some point, like the sheer difference between them. Pavitr is like it can always get better while Benj is lying in a gutter with someone pooring cheap booze over him
y'all know damn well hobie and spider noir are best friends. WHERE'S THE TALK OF THE N*ZI PUNCHER AND THE FASCIST PUNCHER HUH
Funny thought:
Noir is from 1933. The electric guitar/bass is from 1931. But in the comics he can still play BASS!!!!!!!!!

LIKE UHHH!!!!! WHAT??!!? AND HIS COMBAT BOOTS??!! THE SUSPENDERS!!
That’s Hobie written all over!!
Could you imagine Noir going up to Hobie and being like ‘what’s that contraption’ and Hobie likes ‘??? My guitar m8 have u never seen one’
And noir is like ‘can i try?’ And he picks up Hobies guitar and just starts SHREDDING. Like outta nowhere he’s totally going off on it and Hobie is just watching him like

‘Hold up’
But Noir just shrugs it off and is like ‘pretty nifty but not my speed’
And immediately Hobie is like ‘FUCK I NEED TO GET YOU A BASS RIGHT NOW’ knowing Noir will love a bass better than a guitar
And they start playing together and the combat boots come later, a thrifted gift from Hobie
And Hobie and Noir start a band and they start wearing purple laces for gay pride ahhhhhAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

The whole squad when Noir start talking about Vulture biting the heads off chickens and eating Uncle Ben and then he realizes that the cannibalism part actually isn't apart of the canon event and that's just a Him Thing





Spider-Man into the spiderverse deserved to win the best animation oscar.
Noir: The worst drug to crave is wanting to be loved.
Gwen: I dunno, meth is pretty fuckin bad.