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Best pickup line I ever thought of:
“I want to know your eigenstates baby” ;)
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"Ladiess," *suave chin stroke* "Have you or a loved one been affected by short term tuberculosis?"
Pick Up Lines
France: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
England: No, but I scrapped my knee coming up from hell.
France: Is that why you're so hot?
England: ...
England: ...
England: ...You adorable little shit.
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The houses as chessy pick up lines
Gryffindor: “Are those space pants? Cause’ your butt is out of this world.”
Hufflepuff: “ If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand. “
Ravenclaw: “Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea.”
Slytherin: “Sorry, let me just tie your shoe. I can’t have you falling for anyone else.”
H-ey, hey, girl. I heard you like, uh, Repo?
You wanna, you wanna know wh- who else
Comes.
In a glass- a little glass, vial?
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Eyewitness (US TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Philip Shea/Lukas Waldenbeck Characters: Philip Shea, Lukas Waldenbeck, Bo Waldenbeck, Gabe Caldwell, Helen Torrance Additional Tags: Bad Pick-Up Lines Series: Part 2 of Crack Summary:
Lukas gets his tonsils removed.
Katara - *to Zuko* Are you trash?
Zuko - Ye-
Katara - Because I want you to stick around until I convince my brother to take you out
Sokka - *Hiding around the corner* There's no way this is gonna wor-
Zuko - Sure
Sokka - What
Katara - Here's his number
Trying to seduce the ice lord
Idk where this came from, but enjoy this random doodle! Pardon, I did it in like a few minutes- so quality is potato.
Trying to seduce the ice lord
Idk where this came from, but enjoy this random doodle! Pardon, I did it in like a few minutes- so quality is potato.
Trying to seduce the ice lord
Idk where this came from, but enjoy this random doodle! Pardon, I did it in like a few minutes- so quality is potato.
Pick up line I would like to use on Chan
Did you know that you need to pay rent for sitting in my heart because eventually you're gotta give me a heart attack
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"Are you a zombie? Because you turn my brain to mush."
If you were a wedgie, I'd pick you!
Jisung to chan: Hey, I lost my number, can I have yours? *winks*
Chan, blushing: wtf- Jisung did you just flirt- with me-
Jisung, confused af: what? No, I actually lost my phone so minho told me if I said this you would help me???
Minho: *laughing his ass off*
Hey baby are you the ministry of truth because I'd like to see your boot stamping on my face – forever
I can't stand pretty woman...... Cuz I faint at the sight of them.