Thor Of Asgard - Tumblr Posts - Page 2

thor: is it just me, or do all of your plans involve some horrible web of lies?

loki, lying: it’s just you

loki about mobius: this is crazy, but i’m having feelings again. like some kind of 14-year-old kid or something. you remember feelings, right?

thor: yes, i have them every day of my life

loki: you do?

thor: are you saying you don’t have feelings?

thor: we’re going to defeat them with the power of friendship!

loki: we’re not friends

valkyrie, holding her sword: we're going to defeat them with the power of incredible violence

thor: you know, there are times when i think you don’t take me seriously

loki: really? there are times you think i do?

valkyrie: are you okay?

thor, giving her a thumbs up and smiling: nope!

thor: hold on! i'm having one of those things... a headache with pictures

bruce: what?

loki: an idea. he’s having an idea

thor: guess what i’m about to get

loki: on my nerves

tony: okay team, let’s synchronize our watches

thor: i don’t know what that means

natasha: i don’t have a watch

clint: time is a construct

thor: i am full of love

loki: you are full of shit

thor: you’re supposed to be dead!

loki: i get that a lot, actually

thor: murder is never the answer

valkyrie: of course, murder is a question

loki: and the answer is yes

[at a carnival]

thor, taking out his wallet: how much for the horse tornado?

bruce: thor, that’s a carousel

thor: i must have it

Thor: BROTHER! THIS WIKIPEDIA HAS BLOCKED ME!

Loki: I would too if I was Wikipedia.