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Diesel 10 watching the battles: enjoy your singing while you can steamies, you'll be laughing on the other side of your boilers soon.

Splatter: Oh, yes boss! We'll show these steamies what diesels can really do...

Dodge: Umm, you mean: What diesels are really made out of?

Splatter: Wait, wasn't BoCo in this competition?

Dodge: Yeah! Of course! You're an idiot!

Splatter: No, you're an idiot!

Diesel 10: SHUT YOUR PIEHOLES OR ELSE I'M SENDING THE BOTH OF YOU TO THE SCRAPYARD!!!! GOT IT???? SPLODGE?!?

Splatter: Ermm, actually boss. It's Splatter.

Dodge: And Dodge.

Diesel 10: *Gives the two of them a death stare*

Splatter and Dodge: W-We'll b-be g-good...

Conner: You did not hold back kid.

Rosie: I'm not taking Marklin's bullshit.

Conner: I don't blame you, hey if you and Emily go up against each other, you holding back or going all out?

Rosie: You love putting me in tough spits don't you.

Conner: Your my kid I can do what I want.

Rosie: Well, you're my dad so I can do what I want.

Connor: Ha! You still got that spirit in you after all! I love you Rosie.

Rosie: I love you dad. 😊

(Context; The Ffarqhuarr trio are at the Ffarqhuarr sheds. Henrietta is getting some small repairs)

Toby: "Ughhh....I miss my wife, Percy"

Thomas: *struggling to not laugh*

Toby: "I miss her a lot 😫"

Percy: "it's been 10 minutes???😦"

Toby: I know but I miss her a lot....

Percy: Dad, it's been 10 minutes. Mom's not gonna be gone forever.

*Meanwhile Thomas*

Thomas: GWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-

Pre rap:

Donald: Alright lets go!

*Crash*

Emily: Did anyone hear that?

Thomas: Eye, probably someone tryna get in the school, but I baracaded the front door.

Donald: Why!?

Thomas: ...

Donald: Yeah that's a stupid question.

*Outside*

Splatter and Dodge: *Trying to break open the door* Come on! Open Sesame!

Splatter and Dodge: ....OPEN UP!!!!!!

Diesel 10: Ugh!!!! You guys are utterly USELESS!!!!! LEAVE THIS TO ME!!!!

*Diesel 10 then backs away before charging to the door with all of his might and ends up crashing into it*

Ryan: Can you rap while DJing?

Emily I'm a good multi tasker.

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Go!

Emily: I'm not one to brag, you are such a nag. I hope your ready to be defeated! I'm on top yeah!

Donald: Time to clap back! To get back on track, bringing pride to Scotland is my biggest strength!

Emily: It's been rather hard rapping through all my opponents see here, but the wins have given me the confidence to beat ya!

Donald: Just put down your Mic ain't nobody wanna hear ya! Back off the stage I'm about to sweep this!

Emily: Some of you may wonder how I got here, fighting mentally stronger opponents know this I don't quit!

Donald: Fighting to get to the island we call home built us up to be better than oher engines!

Emily: Throwing down on the Mic I'm on fire I'll keep the flow you can't keep up!

Donals: keeping up with you is easier than fighting the trucks!

Emily: Rosie shouting supporting me!

Donald: Brother bond keeping up with me!

Both: Kick it up a notch will hit the top!

Donald: Throwing down I'll beat ya!

Emily: Can't tell you how many times I've heard that, ain't no one who could keep up and clap back!

Donald: Ain't no one you've faced just like me! I flow freshly keep up with my bars can't do it you son of a bitch fire away!

Emily: Think this is over? We're not even halfway done! Keep spitting bars that wack and I'll beat you just like that!

Donald: Keeping you in your place I could do this all day feel the fire burning through the building, step back you may get burned!

Emily: Slow down your burns ain't catching fire, everyone knows your a damn liar.

Donald: Never thought I'd rap someone like you, tell me what hours you've spent sleepless!

Emily: I've done all I've can to help her, don't you put down my all my efforts!

Donald: didn't mean to put down anything, why not slow down and explain?

Emily: Catlain has been a great friend, but I don't know if I'll see her again.

Donald: don't know her that well or where she comes from but she'll probably be proud of how far you've come.

Emily: At long last we back on track!

Donald: Spitting verses clapping back!

Emily: Ain't no one say you can!

Donald: Ain't no one giving me permission!

Emily: Better step back in line!

Donald: Where I am I do just fine!

Emily: Kick it back up to pace speed you'll regret fighting!

Donald: Scotland fights strong flag high flying!

Emily: Blow for blow I've matched all your raps give up man!

Donald: Brotherly love has brought me this far yeah!

Emily: Scream this verse our voices clash!

Donald: One last time we'll throw our attacks!

Both: Sing together ain't no one beating that!

Emily: Playing telephone on mainline rails what you 3?

Donald: Stealing Thomas's coaches keeping you in shame see? No one friending you till you leave the whole damn island!

Emily: Saving Oliver one of your own aught keep me on the island if you can't accept that then admit defeat!

Donald: I fight till the end aight Keep that in your head! No one thinking quicker than the scots on Sodor!

Emily: Bring it to a close, end this debate, the rose I love, makes me a winner anyway!

Donald: She ain't helping ya, your now on your own, rapping is a one on one deal check yourself yo!

Emily: Who won! Who's next! You decide!

https://youtu.be/KB1sOD1mjZg?si=v1n_GvoT9qbvDpXJ

And the winner is....

✨🎤DONALD🎤✨

Sorry Emily. But hey, at least you tried.

Who's throwing down next?

Wait shit. The Wheel of Names ran out of characters to put into pairs for another rap battle. We might have to make another list for the winners.

Who throwing dow- *Crash* HOLY SHIT!?

Diesel 10: No one fucking move!

Splodge: *Hold guns up to Emily as she throws her hands in the air*

Diesel 10: Listen up, I'm running the show now! Y'all are gonna keep rapping! Whoever wins goes free and everyone else dies!

Emily: What? But we're basically done with the round. How is that going to work?

Diesel 10: Oh, if you guys want to beat me. You're gonna have to rap against ME!!!!

*Everybody gasps*

*Just then, Diesel comes back with his stuff*

Diesel: Hey guys, I'm backkk...... What the fuck just happened?...

Diesel 10: Ah! Diesel! I was hoping that you'll be assisting me and Splodge!

Splatter: Ummm. boss. It's-

Diesel 10: *Gives Splatter a death stare*

Diesel: *Smacks lip* Hell no, I'm joining the steamies. You just basically crashed into my competition without my permission!

Diesel 10: Alright listen up, the current round of winners will continue going up against each other, winner fights me.

Diesel: And where does that leave me?

Diesel 10: Your joining the loses.

Emily: Can-

Splatter: Don't say a fucking word or I'll blow your head off.

Rosie: Do that and I'll fucking kill you!

Diesel 10: Brave words for someone without a weapon. *Whips out Rosie's gun *

Rosie: What-

Diesel 10: Ha! Such big words for cowardly engines! Once my plan is over, I'll be the new ruler of SODOR!!!!

Percy: World domination? Such an original idea....

Diesel 10: Splodge. Go and grab him.

Percy: Try to find me first idiots! *Instantly vanishes*

Splatter: Where did he go????

Dodge: Whatever, we gotta find him. Boss will kill us if we don't!

*Splatter and Dodge then start running, trying to find Percy*

Percy: *Slides to a stop outside a train station* Splodge: Got you now! Percy: You guys think your a match for me? Splatter: *whips out gun*

Percy: Woah! Put the gun down! We can settle this easy.

Dodge: And how? Percy: *pulls out mic* Rap.

Splatter: No we don't rap.

Marklin From the top of the street light: I can.

Percy: How long have you been there?

Marklin: Diesel 10 hired me, so I kept a eye on you. *cocks gun* I don't wanna have to use this, so one rap battle. You win, you go free and I don't work for D10, I win and BLAM THIS PEACEFUL RAP!

Percy: Wait, you can talk?

Marklin Engine: Yeah? The only reason why I didn't was because of Rosie. I used to date her until she broke up with me and went with that Emily instead...

Percy: Dude, get couple counseling. It's not that hard....

Percy: *Looks at me-Wait what?* Listen, you better not use the stupid wheel thing or else everything is going to fall into chaos.

*Dude, of course not! If I did, Diesel 10 would take over this blog*

Percy: Good.

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GO! Marklin: You roll the dice, I got you in my sights, I'm cold as ice I'm feeling really nice, yeah! Percy: I'll roll the dice, lives are on the line, we throwing down and soon you'll realize yeah! Marklin: Lets ride my flow is so fly! My bark is as my bite my bars will own the night lets go! Percy: Lets jam a rat-a-tat blam! You think you step to Percy you know who I am come on! Marklin: Let's ride, the moon in the sky, it's cute you just tried but you are losing this fight, lets go!

Percy: I run the line you know I got the beat you ain't good for anything but herding sheep, let's go! Marklin: You're always so dramatic but you flow like asthmatic and my semi automatic is gonna make this night traumatic see? Percy: Feel it in the air throwing raps without care and my raps and claps are gonna make you regret this see!

Marklin: You're always so dramatic but you flow like asthmatic and my semi automatic is gonna make this night traumatic see?

Percy: Same lyrics less effect ain't no one losing yet rocking out now by the roundhouse make you seem like you not loud! Marklin: Sorry to say that you won't make it to the day cause I work while you just play and I'm done with playing nice, yeah!

Percy: Man just move on you know Percy is the bomb put your tail between your legs and beg to be where you belong!

Marklin: You sad crying boy go back to playing with your toys cause when Marklin bring the noise there's a bang then you're destroyed. Percy: I've seen what turns blue, taken shits bigger than you! And your gun fire can't compare to the years I've spent around here!

Marklin: You're always so dramatic but you flow like asthmatic and my semi automatic is gonna make this night traumatic see?

Percy: You're so dramatic but you flow like asthamtic and I just turned your lyrics back on ya see?

Splodge: Who won? You decide!

(Okay. Just to be clear. I am NOT going to use the wheel thing because of the consequences that will happen if Marklin unintentionally wins. I do not want a massive diesel with a mechanic claw taking over my account.)

And with that out of way, the winner of the this rap battle is....

✨🎤PERCY🎤✨

Splatter: What??!?! No fair!!!!

*Oh, and for you, Dodge and Marklin. Meet the block glock*

Dodge: WAIT-

*Splatter, Dodge and Marklin are all removed from the story*

Den: I don't get why we have to hold her hostage.

Diesel 10: So Rosie doesn't make any stupid moves.

Emily: Can I please rest my arms?

Dart: You hold them high!

Diesel 10: Why the fuck wouldn't she be able to put her arms down? She can't do anything without you blowing her head off idiots!

Dart: Sorry boss!

Diesel 10: Alright now I got to decide the next rappers. Someone make sure they're all still locked up.

Norman: Yes sir.

Diesel 10: *Turns towards Emily* And you. This will be your new home until your "girlfriend" comes and saves you. I'm love to see you rot in darkness.

Emily: First off. Don't call Rosie my "girlfriend". She's absolutely amazing and second. You might wanna check what's happening.

Diesel 10: What?-

*Dart, Den and Norman all get hit in the head by a frying pan*

Douglas: Guess I'm throwing down with you spencer.

Spencer: Long as you don't mind me smoking a bit, helps calm the nerves.

Douglas: Since when did you smoke?

Spencer: Since Hiro of the rails.

Douglas: What?

Spencer: What?

Douglas: What?

Spencer: What?

Douglas: What?

Spencer: What?

Douglas: What?

Spencer: What?

Douglas: What?

Spencer: What?

Gordon: Okay. Maybe you two should just stop.

Donald: Just start with this rap battle already! Diesel 10 is going to get rid of us!!!