Dont Be A Coward. Choose Both.

don’t be a coward. choose both.

writing fanfiction is wild. i could make these two characters do anything. i could make them get married rn. the possibilities are endless

belphie: im not helping you with the dishes do it urself

MC:

MC: hey belph do you remember-

belphie: dont-

MC: remember the time you killed me after i freed you from ur attic prison and then u laughed over my corpse?. bc i do.

belphie:

belphie: okay jfc ill help you with the fucking dishes

Levi: im such a loser ygs :(

the brothers: yeah you are lol

a random demon: honestly yeah

the brothers:

the brothers:(insert angry demon noises)

Lucifer: im not an alcoholic

Mammon, walking in: okay, so, we have a problem-

Lucifer: hold up let me grab a few things first

Lucifer: grabs his entire fucking collection of demonus

hey what the fuck

MC: thanks for the crow keychain mams i love it :))

mammon, frantic and embarrassed: what are you talking about i didn’t give you anything (lie)

MC: it has your scent on it and the note said ‘the great mammon has bestowed a gift upon you. enjoy it, human.’ what do u have to say abt that

mammon:

mammon: nuh uh

When Mammon saves up enough money he buys little trinkets that magically appear on your desk. He tries to deny it at first but gives in at the end.