[Far From Home: Quentin Beck Degrading Peter]

[Far From Home: Quentin Beck degrading Peter]

Beck: So, Spider-man. Look at all the people that need you, and you can't even save them? Are you truly working hard, or hardly working?

Tony, coming out of nowhere: *starts choking Beck* Are you breathing hard, or hardly breathing?

Morgan, doing her homework in similes: Happiness is like rainbows! If you see one, you smile because it's so colorful! Sometimes, you get two and you get double happy!

Peter, whispering: Sometimes, you always get none even after watching so many rainy days stop and you just sit there, disappointed that no matter your effort, happiness doesn't want you and life just truly hates you.

Tony, overhearing and speed-dialing the top 10 therapists in the area:

Peter: "With great power comes great responsibility."

Tony: Okay?

Peter: With my fast healing, I have the greatest duty and responsibility to know what it feels like to be stabbed by all types of knives.

Tony: PETER, NO—

Natasha: How many kinds of knives have you been stabbed with? I had the pleasure of being stabbed by 6.

Peter: Oh, so far it's only 8, Ms. Natasha Romanoff ma'am. All of them hurt really badly when the bad guys twist it though, the first time I felt like I was actually going to have my life cut short—no pun intended!

Tony calling out from the kitchen as he hides the knives: NAT, STOP ENCOURAGING HIM, AND PETER WHAT THE FUC—

Bruce who hasn't slept in 63 hours: *pops in excitedly* Hey guys, wanna test that out? We can increase the numbers and I can expand the data on you guys.

Tony, full on panicking: BRUCIE-BEAR??????

Peter: Guys, could you help me with my assignment? We need to list why water is beneficial to us.

Steve: Well, if you want to lose weight, you can drink water.

Bucky: Need to relieve headaches? Drink water.

Tony, gesturing to himself: Clean face? Drink water.

Natasha: Tired of a person? Drown them.

Everyone in the lounge area:

Bucky: ...Y'know, Nat's solution applies to my problem as well, depending on the context.

Peter, muttering: I just realized my super healing is so fascinating and interesting, but I know little to nothing about why and how it works. Maybe I should test it by—

Steve, overhearing: There will be no testing!

Peter: But—

Natasha: No buts.

Peter: I mean, I know that it's—

Tony, who came back after fetching coffee not knowing what Peter even did: Then nothing, Peter. Discussion over.

Peter: But Mr. Stark, this is a once-in-a-lifetime oppurtunity!

Tony: For the last time, Peter, I am not letting you go anywhere near the damn electric chair.