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derived-from-song
5 years ago

bruce, a doctor: herpes are an organ

tony, technically a doctor but not that kind of doctor: i have lots of organs

bruce: including herpes?

tony:

bruce:

tony:

tony:...not that you can prove

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dinoofcoffeechaos
1 year ago

I am stealing that phrase

tony: this metal bit was coated in some sort of flammable chemical, that's why it blew up when we hit it... i just can't tell what it is

bruce: well, we could just run tests on-

tony: *licks the metal*

bruce: *stares*

tony: *holds it out* c'mon bruce. lick the science

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beanzykin
5 years ago

Loki walking in on nat killing clint in electrical: ...

Nat: ...

*dead body reported*

Tony: i bet you it was a self report-

Loki ready to kill him: it was tony in electrical, i got natasha for back up

Nat: *sigh of relief* its true...

Tony: What?! No, it wasnt me!!

Bruce: well i did just see tony walk out from storage, he could've been near...

Tony visibly frustrated: It wasnt me!

Peter.p: why would you kill mr. clint sir, mr stark?

Tony: *distressed father noises*

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beanzykin
4 years ago

Wanda: "that I built"

Tony:

Bruce:

The two of them: I BEG TO FUKIN DIFFER.

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inboundflight
6 years ago

Thor: Look Bruce! I made medium-rare chicken.

Bruce: … Thor that’s way undercooked, you’re gonna get salmonella

Thor: Hah! Hilarious. This isn’t salmon, Bruce

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azerishi
3 years ago

Peter: "With great power comes great responsibility."

Tony: Okay?

Peter: With my fast healing, I have the greatest duty and responsibility to know what it feels like to be stabbed by all types of knives.

Tony: PETER, NO—

Natasha: How many kinds of knives have you been stabbed with? I had the pleasure of being stabbed by 6.

Peter: Oh, so far it's only 8, Ms. Natasha Romanoff ma'am. All of them hurt really badly when the bad guys twist it though, the first time I felt like I was actually going to have my life cut short—no pun intended!

Tony calling out from the kitchen as he hides the knives: NAT, STOP ENCOURAGING HIM, AND PETER WHAT THE FUC—

Bruce who hasn't slept in 63 hours: *pops in excitedly* Hey guys, wanna test that out? We can increase the numbers and I can expand the data on you guys.

Tony, full on panicking: BRUCIE-BEAR??????

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