Chimney: Im Kind Of Crushing On Someone, But Im Worried About Telling You Who It Is, Because Youre Not

Chimney: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it

Buck: Just rip the bandage off.

Chimney: It’s Maddie.

Buck: Put the bandage back on.

AHHHHHH FINALLY A MADDIE X READER I'M SO HAPPY!!!!

First Days

Working at the 911 dispatch center was hard but you loved your job. You were able to help people and be for them in their worst moments.

 It also had Its downside because you never knew what happened to those people and the stress could be a lot. You couldn’t Imagine doing anything else though. 

Your day was especially made when you saw her. She came in with the new trainees.

When she walked into the center she walked like she owned it and not in a cocky way. It was a way she was radiant and confident. She had this presence around her. 

You had the honor of training her.  She sat down next to you and she had the beautiful sweet scent of vanilla. 

“Hi I’m Maddie it’s nice to meet you.” She said reaching out her hand to yours to shake. You took her hand and shook it and she had such soft skin. You blushed a little. You knew because you could feel your cheeks getting red.  You swore you saw her blush as well. 

You didn’t even really have to train her she was just a natural. She breezed through the calls though you had to reign her in sometimes.

 She would get way to medical probably because her background as a nurse. You had to tell her to be more quick and to the point but you understood it could be hard. 

Finally it was break time and you asked Maddie if she wanted to get some Coffee with you and she agreed. 

She was just the type of person where you feel like you could tell her anything and she wouldn’t judge you. It was like she drew you in and not in a bad way. In a good way. 

The break flew by because you two just talked about everything and anything. The conversation felt so natural. Like you two had known each other forever it was just easy.

She linked her arm with yours and walked you back to your work space.

You two answered calls and in between calls you two laughed and talked and it was at the dismay of your co workers who were getting annoyed at all the laughing you two were doing. 

You didn’t let it bother you. You were so caught up in that bubble that it didn’t even occur to you that other people were around.  

Most of you was focused on her beautiful laugh and smile. When she smiled it light up the room. It made you smile that you couldn’t but smile. 

She told you about her time as a Nurse in the emergency. All the highs and lows of it. She told you she had a brother who was a firefighter down here in LA too.  You told her about your life as well. 

You never felt this way before. It was a new feeling. One you loved you were finally making a connection with someone.

 It was amazing. The butterflies were erupting in your stomach. It made you feel like you were a kid again. 

Sadly the shift was over. For once you were upset that the day was over and you didn’t want it to end.

 You even looked over at her and could have swore that you saw the sadness in her eyes but you didn’t know if you were sure or not. 

You both clocked out and walked to the locker room to grab your things. Once you were set to leave she grabbed your arm quickly. You turned around to face her. 

“So I’m Kind of new here and wanted to see if you knew any good places to eat I’m so hungry.” she laughed. 

“Yeah I know a great place down the road that sells good tacos. If you like Mexican.” you told her 

“Yeah I do sounds great it’s a date.” she said. 

Did you hear that right ? Like an actual date. Either way you were happy to have spend time with her. 

You walked out of the locker room with both of your arms locked together. You both had huge smiles on your face. This day was much better than you imagined  it would be . 

This is why you loved your job you never knew what the day was going to bring and you were so happy it brought you this. 

*That time where someone drugged the 118*

Athena: *pulls out handcuffs*

Buck, high: can I do it?

Athena: You know what, sure, dumbass.

Buck: *puts the handcuffs on Athena*

Athena: Hey! That's assault to a police officer!

Buck: but you were gonna put them on me??

Athena: yes.

Buck: I'm a police officer. So technically that's assault to a police officer, too!

Athena: You're not a police officer. You're also high.

Buck, now sobbing: BUT I THOUGHT I WAS BUCK!

-bonus-

Buck, in the police car: weewooweewoowee-

Buck:

Athena: *looks back to see buck crying*

Buck: I'M NOT A POLICE OFFICER?!!!?!??

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Taking Bucky to the moon with me - Steve

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-Post by Phil Coulson

Claire: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*

Morgan: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents

Claire: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

Alex: Actually I did the math, Morgan would have $225, not $0.15.

Morgan: Fam I’m right here....

Lea: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)

Claire: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

Lea: Sorry I only have a dollar

Claire: :(

Alex: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Morgan would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent

Lea: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice

Alex: You can buy anything you want with $22,500

Neil: Yeah and she wants soda and apply juice

Alex: Apply juice to what

Audrey: Directly to the forehead

Morgan: Great chat everyone

Either way, I still think it's funny-

I’m still not over the fact that Shaun wrote “Lea is insane” under con of having a baby