Maddie: Can You Keep A Secret?

Maddie: can you keep a secret?

Chimney: well, I can until I meet the next person...

Shut up, you're older than Sesame Street.

- Peter to Tony

Claire, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

Morgan, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids

Alex: what the fuck are you guys doing?

Claire: playing systemic oppression

Buck, in training: I failed my fire exam...

Maddie: oh no, how come?

Buck: one of the questions were "in the event of a fire, which steps would you take"

Maddie: and?

Buck: apparently "fucking big ones" wasn't the answer

Hello! How are you today? Is their where I can ask for a prompt? If not please tell me where I can!!! (I’m just gonna say the prompt). So for 1 it’s Breznick. (Or Clairgan, whatever floats your boat) and basically Morgan just has a closeted fear of thunder and then a super big storm hits and Claire soon realizes what’s wrong and rather then let Alex tease her or something she finds them somewhere private and just helps her through it! Very fluffy. (I checked the no no list and I think that’s ok?

OMG! YES! That sounds so cute!! I'll get on it!! Thank you so much for requesting, you are so polite 🥺 I'll be sure to tag you once I post it!

THE TAGS YOU PUT ON THERE, OMG I DIED- 😭 💀