Incorrect Black Widow - Tumblr Posts
Loki, completely distressed: GET AWAY FROM ME!
Natasha, to the roomba chasing him: good job
Steve:[Tells them the mission plan]
Natasha: that's fun, ancient one
Sam: roger that, artifact
Bucky: of corpse
Steve:
Steve: Buck, not you too-
Wish You Well
Inspired by Song of the day
Pairing: Natasha x Fem!Reader
Words: 252
Warnings: Endgame spoilers!!
~
You reminisced about her eyelashes, so luscious and long. They would stand up just right, the bold black they presented made them even more impressive. You remembered the first time the both of you met, you asked where she got her lashes done then stood in shock when she claimed they were her own.
What a great first impression.
You felt her ghosted lips on yours, craving the feeling again. You’d imagined them meeting yours for so long. But you couldn’t help it, her lips were just the right shade of pink. Not to mention, they were so full and tasted like candy.
Now, every time you ate cotton candy, you thought of her. Her, and her outstanding eyes, the same green optics that reminded you of a cat. Then, you thought of her cat-like reflexes. How fast and sneaky she was. And how amazing she looked in that tight, midnight black super suit of hers.
She had these fantastic red bunches of hair that would frame her face oh so perfectly.
Gosh, how you wondered what she could be up to at that moment. Her perfect face surrounded by her ideal hair. Because the last time you saw her eyes, they were glossy. Her eyelashes had been coated with her tears. Her lips had peanut butter sandwich crumbs.
You queried how long this minute would be. Because you couldn’t stand waiting another second of hoping. Hoping that she was alright where she was…
Wishing she was well up in the clouds.
Natasha: My head hurts
Yelena: That's your brain trying to comprehend it's own stupidity
Natasha: [sees a dog]
Natasha: [high-pitched Russian babbling]
Tony: did you know that when spiders mate, the female usually eats the male
Natasha:
Natasha: I was aware in grade 8.
Clint: [Slowly scoots to the other side of the couch]
Tony: did you know that when spiders mate, the female usually eats the male
Natasha:
Natasha: I was aware in grade 8.
Peter: you think you're childhood was hard?
Peter: try having your mother sing Russian lullabies to you each night.
Peter: better yet, let her sleep with a gun under her pillow.
Peter: TRY IT.
Sam, placing a +4: I never remembered UNO being this boring.
Natasha, calmly adding another +4: That's because we played 17 rounds already, and you never won one of them.
Bucky, grumbling as he picks up 8 more cards: This shit ain't team bonding, it's more like team-breaking.
Pepper, sighing as she sets down a reverse card: Fine. Whoever wins this last round gets Peter cuddles for the rest of the night.
Avengers: *suddenly all determined and focused, glaring at each other*
Bucky, sighing: See? Team-breaking.
Yelena, very tired: Can I sleep in your bed?
Natasha: *half asleep* Yelena, this is a queen-sized bed. That means it’s for *gestures vaguely to herself* the Queen.
Yelena, very tired: Can I sleep in your bed?
Natasha: *half asleep* Yelena, this is a queen-sized bed. That means it’s for *gestures vaguely to herself* the Queen.
Natasha: How did you break your leg?
Yelena: Do you see those porch stairs?
Natasha: Yes.
Yelena: I didn't.
Natasha: How did you break your leg?
Yelena: Do you see those porch stairs?
Natasha: Yes.
Yelena: I didn't.
Natasha: You saved me! Why?
Antonia: People would think I murdered you if I didn't.
Natasha: You saved me! Why?
Antonia: People would think I murdered you if I didn't.
Antonia: Lerato, what does IDK, ILY, and TTYL mean?
Lerato: I don’t know, I love you, talk to you later.
Antonia: Alright, I love you too, I'll ask Natasha.
Lerato: Wait- Antonia, no-
Antonia: Lerato, what does IDK, ILY, and TTYL mean?
Lerato: I don’t know, I love you, talk to you later.
Antonia: Alright, I love you too, I'll ask Natasha.
Lerato: Wait- Antonia, no-