Brads Gay Uncle Rod Harden Cast Him In His First Film Role As Beverly The Beverage Boy In The NC-17 Flick

Brad’s ‘gay uncle’ Rod Harden cast him in his first film role as Beverly the Beverage Boy in the NC-17 flick Palm Springs Resort Ruckus.

Brad and Chris’ neighbor Luke made it big when he coined the term ‘mankini’ on National Bartender’s Day.

It was somewhat fitting given his dad invented the rear windshield wiper on St Patricks Day. Until his father’s stroke of luck, Luke drew lines on his socks with marker after every third wash.

Brad text the photo of him in full costume over to his agent. Was the wardrobe 20th century ironic overkill or post-post-post modern Madonna blatancy?!

For Brad to really WERQ this Dollar Store photo shoot, he needed to know the backstory behind the costume and it’s designer, as well a passable fabricated construct of the social media campaign.

Who was the creator? What drove he/her/them? Influenced he/her/them? Inspired he/her/them? Made he/her/them who they are?

After wondering briefly if he left out too many pronouns, Brad then text the words “storytelling” “impact” and “authenticity” exactly five seconds apart. While he found intention rarely mattered in life, he knew buzz words always got you places.

Sooooo… Where was that exactly?

Brad would learn from AI that afternoon it was a public pool in the Valley about 20 min from Kim K's mansion in regular heavy traffic.

Five minutes later, his agent would call to commend him for 'the richness in texture of his texts.' Apparently, contrast was everything when it came to... well, everything.

Wowsers! Being all over the place was finally paying off.

Brad would gleefully repeat the phrase ‘texture of texts’ until just before dinner when his boyfriend Chris told him to ‘cut it out’ Full House style. Brad had just enough time to research the gesture on the internet before sitting down but couldn't decipher if it was offensive until he pushed his kale salad around the plate long enough to feel full himself. Then it just clicked.

On the cusp of summer @ 12:33 pm it was already a balmy 79 degrees in West Hollywood.

A wave of heated silence permeated the side yard.

Brad and Chris’ neighbor, Luke was about to break a sweat. If this didn't scream June 2024 GayCali Calendar GURL, nothing would.

"Easy?” No. That wasn't correct. “Difficult?”Nope. That didn't feel right.

Brad kept guessing.

"Shoot! What was that word?” Brad could not get it past the tip of his tounge.

“It’s what happens to my boyfriends hee-haw when he wears silk underwear. It gets… blank.”

It was then his neighbor Becky chimed in with the option for Brad and Chis to adopt but not before clarifying the term “hee haw” referred to the Peter of his Mary.

It did.

With that resolved, the conversation then moved on to the newest color, electric gray. Becky couldn’t remember which of the two made it up. There was no way that was real.

Brad and Chris were SOOOOOO ready for the Def Leopard concert.

BTW’s. They will each take two lumps.

Thank you for asking. Thats super of you.

Cute leopard-print trunks!