"Where Exactly Did The Stage Go?" Brad Was Thoroughly Confused By The Photographer's Instruction.

"Where exactly did the stage go?" Brad was thoroughly confused by the photographer's instruction.

Michael nearly dropped his camera. "Brad, swing the other way!"

"No way! No how!" said Brad. "I'm gay all the way bro!"

Narrator: And that our friends, is how Brad was wrongfully fired for being on the autism spectrum without either one of them knowing it.

Chris’ honeycomb was big. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Ok now.... Inhale!

Brad, Chris, Sebastian, and Luke got their plant-based swimmers wholesale from Speedo's plant print plant. It's near that mall you pass on the way to Laguna Beach. You know, the one where they filmed 'Back to the Future'.

We're surprised it's still there. Not Speedo's plant print plant, but rather the mall. Boys will always be in need of cheap showcase swimwear direct from the manufacturer for the beach.

Ugh. There's that word again. 'Manufacturer'. Seriously, can anyone say it in a remotely sexy way? It's easier to sing than it is to speak.

Ahem.

🎶'MAN-UUUUUUU-FACT- ERERRRRRRRRR!!!'🎶

See?

😁

Brad and Chris’ neighbor Luke couldn’t wait until he couldn’t see. Those hair supplements Becky gave him were really kicking in …AND where he wanted them to.

One never can be 100% sure with the under the counter stuff, but when it came to things like fashion, gender expression, and pharmaceuticals risks had to be made.

To all that, Luke needed Brad and Chris back on back patrol for just one more week. The Epilady was on call as an extra precaution.

To decompress from Sebastian’s crab infested fashion shoot, Brad slipped into his Y2K Baywatch cosplay per Becky’s suggestion. It always put Brad in a good mood and Becky had a thing for time pieces.

What Brad couldn’t get past was why he was hired to model the ill designed lobster jacket and not his boyfriend Chris. One would think a photographer named Sebastian would hire a model under the ‘C’.

Catching a healthy dose of A-tude in the sails, Becky pointed out that Brad was being a ‘B.’ It took one to know one so…

That’s when Chris shouted, “And scene”from the half bath adding the three should really consider dumping seafood altogether. He couldn’t make it past the front hall half bath after grabbing Captain D’s.

Brad and Becky agreed things didn’t need to progress down the line any further. The use of E was dropped somewhere after the millennium and before the drop of Madonna's MDNA album. Chris then added Molly seemed to be holding on as the go to term diving into this whole rave culture redo.

Brad and Becky found Chris' comment about as insightful as those of a field reporter on the local news.

Growing up drop dead gorgeous in a less than emotionally intelligent environment, Chris had the unfortunate experience of learning about life with a sex drive the hard way.

After three good goes at his first crush, Chris tallied two broken bones, one round of stitches, and wrecked four floor to ceiling mirrors. He finally came across the ugly underwear method after meeting a scout from Barbizon sophomore year while shopping at JC Penny.

Ever since, Chris has not only looked like a model, he could also hold a conversation with his ever beautiful mirror self, along with other equally attractive men.

In case you’re wondering there wasn’t a higher category of attractive.