Two 22 y/o gay models in love. One goofy, one off. Neither ever the same guy. Both always awash with heavenly bodies and handsome faces they can't see for themselves living in a world impossible for them to blend in. Find their misadventures here.
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Chris Secretly Grew Concerned. Just How Much Longer Was New York Planning To Call Itself New
Chris secretly grew concerned. Just how much longer was New York planning to call itself “New”
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Gustavio seemed a little full of himself. Neither Brad or Chris ever wore a watch. They didn’t have a tv nor felt it necessary to make weather people feel insecure about their jobs more than they already were. They did haute coture runway just as well if not better. So what if they were from America.
While Brad and Chris gallented in greener pastures, Gustavio furiously ran every red light. Admittedly, a feat in itself on an island without a single traffic signal. Now why did we start talking about this goon?
Oh yeah. He’s like REALLY HOT. Allegedly also a person just like us, Brad and Chris. Don't worry. We hold our doubts about us too. Namely who’s who. We can't tell ourselves. That’s how we know somethings real. Whut exactly is real TBD. TBA or just the T. Sometimes Y.
Whatev. Just horny right now. HEY. Who's THIS GUY?!?! He is... UGGHHH! Gustavio.
How the hell do eyes have corners anyway? Can we just NOT?!
Still here. Still queer. Go fig. Now may I please get that razzberry beret thingy u offered @ the pool?! Sounded refreshing. Iced tea was it?
(Phone garble)
Yes. You interrupted. No. It never came. Well, I did. So did Brad. No children. We’re all here right?!? Lol.
(Phone garble)
Of course it’s relevant. Brad literally just said it. You heard me. Even responded. Is that not what just transpired?
(Phone garble)
I don’t know which one I am. I could be Chris or Brad. The number of drinks irrelevant but two and I’m gearing up for a shot to get it off the table. So... Did we introduce ourselves earlier? What did I say?
(Phone garble)
Bris actually makes sense but right now not helpful. It was clever of me then. Listen. I don’t know who the hell I am or who I’m talking to or why at the same house party we’re talking over the phone, but I see razz iced tea headed my way and it’s hard to concentrate when people are distracted by what’s outside.
What is outside? Oh. Yes. The pool. We got out and came inside because it started raining. No one likes to get wet from water falling out of the sky for some reason.
(Phone garble)
Thank u. Just took a sip. Razzberry beret bliss. Yes. Love u like a stranger too! Xoxo Brad and Chris
It was true. Brad and Chris did string eachother along. That was OK.
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The Obvious twins didn’t read “Captain” to Chris and Brad. Now what?!? Auditioning for BOX underwear awkward enough.
Nothing about Luke’s diagnosis was funny. Brad found himself laughing anyway. Why wouldn’t it stop? Then Brad thought it might be better just to go on with it. Maybe Luke would just go away. If only he didn’t live next door. Oh God. Was he still laughing?! This was way past explanation. Maybe Chris would take a picture.
(Click!)
