*texting*

tony: hey

clint: hey?

tony: i can't sleep :/

clint: i can. goodnight

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derived-from-song

5 years ago

steve, making a pb&j: hey buck, pass me the butter knife

bucky, murderous ex-assassin: *hands steve one of his daggers*

steve, screeching: tHATS A M U R D ER KNIFE

bucky, also screeching: BUTTER CAN BE CUT WITH A N Y K N I F E

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honestly I have no idea what this is it was way funnier in my head when i was really tired have this anyway steve rogers bucky barnes i dont like stucky but im gonna tag it as stucky anyway stucky captain america winter soldier marvel mcu incorrect stucky incorrect avengers incorrect marvel marvel cinematic universe white wolf stevebucky bucky loves his knives lil murder floof our favorite (ex)assassin incorrect quotes i don't know how to tag

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derived-from-song

4 years ago

*on a mission*

bucky, over comms while getting stabbed: i got stabbed :(:(:(:(

sam, a bucky barnes hater: lmao sucks

everyone: :0

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this was funnier in my head oh well this is dedicated to you thomas for laughing at me when i couldnt see the post you sent to me youre a jackass bucky barnes Sam Wilson winter soldier white wolf falcon sambucky falcon and winter soldier fatws marvel mcu avengers incorrect avengers incorrect avengers quotes incorrect marvel incorrect mcu quotes incorrect sambucky i don't know how to tag

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derived-from-song

5 years ago

natasha: i just thought he needed to listen to common sense and reasonable discourse

steve: please tell me those arent the names of your fists

natasha: theyre actually my feet

natasha: i'm more of a kicker

steve:

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derived-from-song

5 years ago

*bucky and tony having sex*

bucky: *pulls out a knife*

tony:

bucky: anything can be a dildo if youre brave enough

tony:

tony: i mean yeah

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derived-from-song

4 years ago

lmao how do people like this it was literally a joke that started in a discord server its not even realistic wtf

steve: buck, you just gotta try your best and say it! just confess your love and you'll be fine!

bucky: if you say so...

~later~

tony: *walks into the room*

bucky: *trying his best* I CONFESS MY LOVE FOR YOU KISS ME

tony:

tony: *walks back out of the room*

bucky: no bby pls

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