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rainy

all around horrible person, with the occasional incorrect quote or shitpost

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bucky, over comms while getting stabbed: i got stabbed :(:(:(:(

sam, a bucky barnes hater: lmao sucks

everyone: :0

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derived-from-song

5 years ago

natasha: i just thought he needed to listen to common sense and reasonable discourse

steve: please tell me those arent the names of your fists

natasha: theyre actually my feet

natasha: i'm more of a kicker

steve:

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4 years ago

bruce, a doctor: herpes are an organ

tony, technically a doctor but not that kind of doctor: i have lots of organs

bruce: including herpes?

tony:

bruce:

tony:

tony:...not that you can prove

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5 years ago

tony and steve: *heatedly making out*

bucky: really? in front of my salad?

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5 years ago

steve: buck, you just gotta try your best and say it! just confess your love and you'll be fine!

bucky: if you say so...

~later~

tony: *walks into the room*

bucky: *trying his best* I CONFESS MY LOVE FOR YOU KISS ME

tony:

tony: *walks back out of the room*

bucky: no bby pls

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5 years ago

*texting*

tony: hey

clint: hey?

tony: i can't sleep :/

clint: i can. goodnight

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