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*texting*
tony: hey
clint: hey?
tony: i can't sleep :/
clint: i can. goodnight
tony: *does something bad*
tony: dont come for my tits, but-
steve, already dialling pepper: oh god
tony: hey stop assuming, thats rude
steve, pausing: *raises his eyebrows and gives tony the l o o k*
tony:
tony: ok you know what fuck you
Tony: what is a reason that may ruin a relationship no matter how strong the bond is?
Peter: Divorce.
Peter: Jokes on you Mr.Stark, Flour isn't even a spice!
Harley: So you're dumb AND boring!
Tony: I'M BORING!? I am genious billionare playboy philanthropist! I am NOT boring!
Harley: Then let us work on the iron man suit!
Tony: ABSOLUTELY NOT!
Peter: SEE!? BORING!
Tony: Oh please! If you were a spice you'd be flour!
Bucky: Is there something about me you don’t like?
Sam: I’m not answering that. It’s a trap.
Bucky: So there are things you don’t like.
Sam: And here I am in the trap.