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Hakira – they/them – 19 – aroace - currently obsessed with fictional characters that have ruined real men for me

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Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #54

Lucifer, filling out legal paperwork: Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?

MC: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.

Levi: I personally was created in a lab.

Satan: I just straight up spawned lol.

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hakirachan

1 year ago

Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #64

Mammon: Would you take a bullet for me?

MC: ...yes?

Levi: *angrily bursts into the room holding a broken Ruri-Chan figurine*

Mammon: *running away* Great, thanks!

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hakirachan

1 year ago

Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #66

CHRISTMAS SPECIAL!

Mammon: Uhh.. MC just asked if we want to…

Mammon: “Fell the mighty before their time and display their carcasses in our homes?”

Satan, not even looking up from his book: They’re asking if you want to cut down Christmas trees.

Mammon: Oh, that makes more sense.

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hakirachan

1 year ago

Do you like anime or manga? If so, any recs?

boy do I! I love anime and manga! I’d have to suggest MHA, Demon Slayer (KNY), and Hunter x Hunter. Some other good ones are Spy X Family and JJK. The Obey Me! anime is also available on YouTube and Funimation!

Thanks for the ask! :)

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hakirachan

1 year ago

i was bored, so I made this tierlist on how likely my MC is to win in a fight against the obey me boys (plus thirteen)

I think i might post more of these, so if you guys want to see more tierlists i’d be happy to :)

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hakirachan

1 year ago

Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #62

HALLOWEEN SPECIAL!

MC: What is C for?

Mammon: C4 is a fucking explosive.

MC: No, what is ‘C’ for?

Mammon: …C is for cock.

MC:

MC: What’s your costume?

Mammon: Cookie Monster.

MC: What is C for?

Mammon: Cookies–

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