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Hakira – they/them – 19 – aroace - currently obsessed with fictional characters that have ruined real men for me

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Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #63

Mammon: Yeah, I'll smoke a joint tonight, but let's not get too crazy.

*Mammon and MC proceed to get arrested for blocking the road in large traffic cone costumes*

*BONUS*

*talking on the phone*

Mammon: Remember how I said that MC and I were gonna have a calm night out for once?

Lucifer: Yeah…

Mammon: Well, we’re in jail.

Lucifer: *hangs up*

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MC: Bro, I wasn’t even that drunk last night

Lucifer: You called an Uber to drive you home

MC: So? Isn’t that the responsible thing to do?

Lucifer: We were at the House of Lamentation.

MC: Oh-

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1 year ago

Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #56

*At the police station*

Lucifer: Hello, I’m here for MC.

Police officer: Who’s MC?

Lucifer: Ah, you must be new.

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1 year ago

Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #64

Mammon: Would you take a bullet for me?

MC: ...yes?

Levi: *angrily bursts into the room holding a broken Ruri-Chan figurine*

Mammon: *running away* Great, thanks!

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hakirachan

1 year ago

Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #62

HALLOWEEN SPECIAL!

MC: What is C for?

Mammon: C4 is a fucking explosive.

MC: No, what is ‘C’ for?

Mammon: …C is for cock.

MC:

MC: What’s your costume?

Mammon: Cookie Monster.

MC: What is C for?

Mammon: Cookies–

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hakirachan

1 year ago

we did it!! 100 followers!!!

thank you all so much for all your support! I know I don’t really do much variety (my blog is mostly just incorrect quotes at this point) but it really makes me happy that you guys enjoy it. Thank you all for your support, and I’ll try to start getting my fanfics finished so I can start posting those as well :) have a great week, everyone!

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we did it. 100 followers thank you for all your love and support! i really appreciate all of you i love you guys <3 At 200 followers i’ll (hopefully) be done with my fic so it’ll be a 200 follower special :) follower milestone

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