unfortunately and to the distress of many, i exist / whatever tf goes through my head goes onto this blog follow at your own risk
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I Am Now Contributing To The Online Discourse:
i am now contributing to the online discourse:
humans are simultaneously crunchy and chewy
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where can you always find me?
somewhere, always disappointing god
attention followers!
i'm starting two new series:
1) cliche movie tropes
covers all of those stupid stupid plots that everyone hates but loves at the same time
2) shit that goes through my head
random random shit basically me naming and putting a label on whatever tf i've been posting at all
"if cinderella's shoe was a perfect fit why did it come off" bitch have you worn high heels before they're temperamental as fuck
shoutout to strawberries for keeping it fun and fresh with the new “seeds out” look
*looks off into the distance*
i was a baby.... once
*the phrase “i was a baby” starts playing to the tune of “i have a dream” while confetti rains from the ceiling with pictures of my face*