Haha Memes - Tumblr Posts
no return policies are essentially the store telling you “no taksie backsies”
shoutout to strawberries for keeping it fun and fresh with the new “seeds out” look
"if cinderella's shoe was a perfect fit why did it come off" bitch have you worn high heels before they're temperamental as fuck
where can you always find me?
somewhere, always disappointing god
me when i see something funny on the internet: *amused exhale*
shit that goes through my head pt.1
are bikinis just the water edition of bras and underwears?
online discourse:
november is the thursday of the year i can’t explain it but i can feel it
contributing to the online discourse:
during earthquakes coffins become underground maracas
shit that goes through my head pt. 6
aren't continents just super big islands
Sorry if i ask for your name 3 times in the first conversation and every other time we talk, it's not my fault i have the memory of a goldfish with dementia, yeah sure I'd write it , but i've the dexterity of a clown fish with arthritis, Brittany
Me talking to my bread in a french accent: yes you is a sexy sexy boy you take a nice long sleepy you sexy baby bread
Capitalists can have a little socialism, as a treat
Me and a friend having 2 almost completely opposite conversations at the same time like:
Me:*holding my tits 'cause i'm stressed*
My friend:"what are you doing?"
Me:"holding my tits 'cause i'm stressed"
Friend:"but you don't got no tits to hold, especially since you're a boy?"
Me:*looking down*, "then whose tits are these?"
A courgette is just the bastard child of and aubergine and a cucumber
DAY 15
GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15
