Haha Posts - Tumblr Posts
Why do you post tumblr screenshots on tumblr what is the gain
the hilarity my man i’m spreading the old tales of time
and because some of it is still relevant today so
please ask me something i’m bored and procrastinating
to everyone who tells me “go big or go home”:
you severely underestimate my desire to go home
that horrible moment when you read “twix” as “twinks”
family feud things:
when two members of your family are fighting with each other so you act super polite and quiet and nice as to not invoke Rage.
you know when a person notices some random little thing you do subconsciously and they point it out to you and you feel all warm and fuzzy inside because they noticed
reblog ur little unique mannerisms
{when i stand straight+still my feet go into first position}
i am now contributing to the online discourse:
humans are simultaneously crunchy and chewy
shoutout to strawberries for keeping it fun and fresh with the new “seeds out” look
challenge time
define the word why without using any of the other w’s or how
"if cinderella's shoe was a perfect fit why did it come off" bitch have you worn high heels before they're temperamental as fuck
why do ppl always name ships something super fancy like “the endeavor” or something like let’s be realistic here i would name my ship jerry or smth
where can you always find me?
somewhere, always disappointing god
*looks off into the distance*
i was a baby.... once
*the phrase “i was a baby” starts playing to the tune of “i have a dream” while confetti rains from the ceiling with pictures of my face*
me when i see something funny on the internet: *amused exhale*