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to everyone who tells me “go big or go home”:
you severely underestimate my desire to go home
that horrible moment when you read “twix” as “twinks”
family feud things:
when two members of your family are fighting with each other so you act super polite and quiet and nice as to not invoke Rage.
you know when a person notices some random little thing you do subconsciously and they point it out to you and you feel all warm and fuzzy inside because they noticed
reblog ur little unique mannerisms
{when i stand straight+still my feet go into first position}
i am now contributing to the online discourse:
humans are simultaneously crunchy and chewy
challenge time
define the word why without using any of the other w’s or how
"if cinderella's shoe was a perfect fit why did it come off" bitch have you worn high heels before they're temperamental as fuck
*looks off into the distance*
i was a baby.... once
*the phrase “i was a baby” starts playing to the tune of “i have a dream” while confetti rains from the ceiling with pictures of my face*
shit that goes through my head pt. 6
aren't continents just super big islands