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Never Over LookMIKE

Never over look…MIKE

Thomas: So never over look a little engine Gordon or else

Gordon: or else what.

Mike: or else we’ll burn down ur house,commit tax invasion under your name,take ur wife/husband, and make ur life a living hell.

Gordon: WHAT

Mike: ILL DO IT!

Rex: yeah never over look Mike

Bert: never over look a little mike

Mike: Bert just because we are the same size DOESNT MEAN UR SAFE

Bert: FUCK

Me: HEY THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE FAMILY FRIENDLY

Gordon: that’s a lie

Me: SCRAP UR ASS AND BECOME A TANK ENGINE!

Gordon: AND YOU SAY WE SHOULD BE FAMILY FRIENDLY

Ryan:-backing away slowly- nope

Gordon: -calling 911- yeah I’d like to report a small James on a miniature railway

Mike: I HAVE A NAME

-Mike didn’t go to jail yet but Gordon did get sent to jail for doing tax evasion…and his house was burnt to ashes.-

Spencer: You need a hobby

-you need to shut up before I fight ur ass-

Spencer: AND ILL RUN YOU OVER

-IM ADMIN TRY ME-

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1 year ago

Victor says…maybe

I was inspired by @jammyjams1910 because every time I see one of their voice overs I die laughing. So yeah enjoy.

Also Victor needs more screen time

I sound like a dying rat Ik


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1 year ago

Thomas and friends: monopoly goes south

Murdoch:….I don’t like this game no more…

Salty: CRANKY WTF

cranky: still waiting for my money

Salty: UGHHHH

Harvey: why am I in jail?

Carly: cause you committed crimes chuck.

Harvey: WHAT CRIMES

salty: y’all I think we should stop yelling cause Murdoch just turned off their hearing aids

Murdoch: -turned off his hearing aids-

Cranky: like I said I still want my money

Porter: -on the phone with dominos- WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CANT PUT EGG SALAD ON PIZZA!?

All:……what

Murdoch: -still has his hearing aids off-

Porter: -hangs up on Dominos- …what

Harvey: am I still in jail

Salty: yes

Murdoch: -turns his hearing aids back on- y’all are loud

Salty: sorry

Harvey: we’re sorry

Cranky: very

Carly: umm Porter someone wants to fight you outside…

Porter: I told one of the workers to pull up as a joke

Domino worker: SQUARE UP PUSSY

Porter: I WILL -goes outside to fight the worker-

-Everyone watching Porter and this random domino worker fight eachother-

Murdoch: damn….

Salty: NOT THE WIG

dominio worker: MY WIG!

Porter: GOT YA WEEVE

-Porter ended up winning the fight and they put monopoly up and went to bed for the night. Murdoch slept peacefully-

Spencer: who was the domino worker

-mind ur business!-


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1 year ago

Baby recom headcanons

Prager is most likely to have warm milk to make them fall asleep more easily cause they can’t fall asleep most of the time.

Mansk is the one to be roped into stuff and is quite most of the time.

Lopez And Brown fight sometimes but at the end of the day their friendship still last. (Totally didn’t try and force a car out of Ja’s nose after he got it stuck)

Warren is attacked by the girls and ate his red crayon. When quaritch asked where the red crayon was and he said it didn’t taste like strawberries.

Z-dog and Walker be holding Fike hostage most of the time for tea parties and make overs.

Lyle is around quaritch most of the time and will hold on to his leg if he has to leave.

Zhang is trying to stay away from the group because of the chaos that goes on.


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1 year ago

recom squad with chubby, thicc y/n??

-eats the request cutely-

Yes I will do a recom squad with chubby/thick YN cause I’m also chubby myself and have no ass because because my friends say I have none. Also sorry for not getting to this request a couple days ago I was busy and didn’t have time to reply to this request. So yeah I’ll try and get it done in a couple of days just you wait.


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1 year ago

The recoms: scavenger hunt

Ft: my oc Rio

Rio: what is this for again?

Ja: don’t know But Team Building maybe?

Brown: that’s what Lyle said

Z-dog: yeah well Lyle can be a damn lie sometimes

Quaritch: y’all better be ready

All: Sir yes sir

Quaritch: good good. Today we will be playing a game called scavenger hunt where you have to find supplies around pandoras forest and camp out for 1 night. If your team succeeds in this you will be rewarded. If not then I’m giving you a homeschool ass woppin.

-they all nod-

Quaritch: ok now pick your groups WISELY.

-everyone picking their group’s of 3 to 4-

Rio: *does this mean I will have to sit out or does this mean that I’ll just have to do it on my own.*

Prager: you wanna be in our group rookie?

Rio: sure

Prager: ok we have another one

Mansk: good

Ja: nice

Quaritch: you got your groups. Good. NOW BEGIN -shoots his gun up in the air and they all run into Pandoras forest-

Prager: WAIT FOR ME YALL KNOW IM SLOW!

ja: WELL HURRY TF UP

-a few hours later-

Rio: -picking fruit with Mansk knowing which ones are edible and which ones are not due to their hand book-

Mansk: you think this is enough fruit?

Rio: yeah it’s only the four of us and if we cut them in half of into fourths then we should have enough

Mansk: ok let’s get back to the others

Prager: Ja wtf

Ja: -trying to blend in with the bushes- Shh I’m trying to scare the rookie

Prager: lord

Mansk: we’re back with some fruit

Ja: -jumps out of the bush infront of Rio- HAHA

Rio: WTF -punches ja in the nose-

Ja: OW MY NOSE

Rio: oh shit sorry

Ja: Ahhhhhh

Mansk: Didnt we Stop doing that due to the fact they would punch them?

Prager: yes yes we did


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