Scott: Hey, Emma. Its Me, Scott.

Scott: Hey, Emma. It’s me, Scott.

Emma: I don’t know where Pietro is. I can try to call him?

Scott: No, I’m not looking for my better half.

Jubilee: Every time I ask you to sign my yearbook you say “I’m waiting for senior year.”

Jubilee: It’s senior year, you’re signing my fucking yearbook!

Jean: No, HAGS.

Jubilee: NO!

Pietro: Wanda? I . . . I am attracted to men as well as women, I am attracted to everyone.

Wanda: I am aware.

Pietro: I am dating Scott Summers.

Wanda: . . .

Wanda:

Charles: God, there are so many bloody ways you can fuck up children!

Erik: At least we didn’t overpraise our kids.

Charles: . . .

Erik: Right?

Charles: . . . r i g h t . . .

Lorna: Alright. It’s hard to keep track of who’s marrying who and who’s adopting who, so to keep things simple, I made a family tree. | Lorna: *holds up a paper with a bunch of scribbles on it. | Lorna: Alright, Peter, you are my wife. | Lorna: Oh sorry, I made a mistake. | | Lorna: I spelled ‘disappointment to the entire family’ as ‘wife’

Peter: A common mistake, it should be D.T.T.E.F.

Luna: I don’t think Ocko is a disappointment! I’m part of the family! He’s not a disappointment, right Dad?

Scott: Sweetie, yesterday we had to remind him how to work a flashlight, while he was grading physics homework. He’s smart, but he is a disappointment.  Peter: Exactly, Miláčik.

Scott: I’m giving up alcohol for a month.

Pietro: Really? Good luck!

Scott: Oh, that came out wrong. I’m giving up. Alcohol for a month.