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...i feel like I need to continue this damn series. Is this what rocknroll7575 felt like when dealing with JFOM Club?.. holy shit.

Alright how about this. I'll continue this series if y'all vote on a little pole for me.

Jaune is a WHORE! PT. 5

Jaune at this point was used to being in uncomfortable positions and this one was no different as now he sat infront of Sun. The monkey faunus just sitting there seemingly calm as his blue haired friend paced back and forth foaming at the mouth.

Jaune: um if I may ask. Why am I here-

Sun: because Neptune is feeling salty

Jaune:..why?

Neptune: because you fucked Weiss, her hot sister, even her MOM! And now I find out you managed to bone MY MOTHER! Jaune I know we barely know each other but-

Jaune: I'm a whore.. I know. I've been told that many.

Neptune: AND THAT'S A DAMN PROBLEM! YOUR STEALING ALL THE HOT BABES!

Sun: nep. No offense man but I can't really blame the guy.

Neptune:.. sun I'm begging you not to finish the sentence.

Sun: your mom's hot dude. Id do her too if we weren't friends.

Neptune just looked at him before raising a fist as sun just rolled his eyes as jaune looked at the monkey faunus.

Jaune: your supprisingly chill... Especially considering the fact I slept with Blake too.

Sun: don't get me wrong I was mad at first but I know Blake is smart enough to make a good choices. Plus it's not like I was gonna score her anyway.

Jaune: so... You knew about her and yang?

Sun sighed softly as his tail swished back and forth.

Sun: more of just a hunch. Those two were chained at the hip, sometimes you just can't beat a bond formed early.

Neptune: back to the problem at hand. jaune, you being a whore is causing a major issue. I need to ask you to please, stop

Jaune just chuckled softly before standing up as he winced and grabbed his hips.

Jaune: Neptune. We both know that's never gonna happen.. I can't stop them.

Neptune: what do you mean you can't stop them? And who's "them"?!

Jaune got close as he put a hand on Neptunes shoulder and looked at him in the eyes.

Jaune: the women... They hunt people like me... They hunt dorks

Neptune: dear oum...

Jaune: i can't feel my pelvis Neptune... But they'll keep coming. I can't stop them.

Sun: ah so that's why ilia was looking at me funny.

Suddenly a frantic knock at the door was heard.

Nora: fearless leader! Let me in! I think something's going on with Ren.

To be continued...

Ok.. just uh gimme a sec because I got a little something something.

Imma bout to fuckin murder the fanatics with words and utter disrespect.

I respect the fans, not the fanatics. They get their ass cooked the moment they step out of line with some BULLSHIT.

While also trying to keep a good relationship with the shippers.

Does this probably sound like an ego trip? Yeah.. just gotta make sure I stay in line.

"RWBY and its fandom is progressive!"

It genuinely never gets old. Like, legit, the most ardent fans of RWBY can pretend that they are progressive, that they support LGBT+ causes and all that.

But we all can see and fucking know that the INSTANT any minority disagrees with them the RWBY fanatics will turn into mini-Hitlers INSTANTLY.

Adel-Aka was attacked due to being Middle Eastern, LGBT+ people are constantly getting attacked by our identities being dismissed, Critics that identify as women CONSTANTLY get attacked a lot harsher by the FNDM that guys ever are, and boy, dont even get me started on anything related to Ironwood, the ableist takes surrounding him are just, WOW.

You just know that these are the kind of people that just SALIVATE at the idea of a trans person doing something wrong just so they could misgender them.

... Yeah I agree with this.

I get some people like to be freaky but save that shit for a lemon fic. If you shove it in thinking it will be good for the story.. that might be unwise (which is why I hate frwby! Kidding obviously I just don't exactly care for it due to its title.)

While it doesn't make me uncomfortable, I just don't think it should be shoved into rwby. Unless it's sheerly for being horny. If that's the case then I have no qualms about it.

Confession #228

You ever look at a character you like in a show, go into the fandom and find people who don't like that character for certain reasons.

But you aren't mad.

That's me, that's me when it comes to Jaune because for some my brain decided to say "both this fuckin noodle and yang are your favorite characters." And God damn..

Does this shit fuckin hurt. Particularly when it comes to jaune.

So what the fuck do I do? Do I whine about how people shouldn't hate my favorite character? No, that's acting like a toddler.. plus I ain't got two fuckin braincells to construct a actually stable argument. (Why the fuck do you think the whole rant against "jaune is a self insert" is taking so god damn long... Outside of me being fuckin lazy)

So I have a different solution.

I as a man who foolishly decided to pick up the challenge of writing an entire fan rewrite of Rwby have decided to say! "I'm gonna prove why jaune can work in Rwby and why absolutely every single jaune hater is fuckin wrong!"

Ok that last bit is hyperbole. I am not a god tier writer (i fuckin struggle with even writing women.) but god damn is that how I feel... And if your too dumb to realize it yet.. this is just a plug for-

RWBY: FATE

My shitty interpretation of Rwby's world and characters.

You can find the hub to where all currently released page are

here.

This only makes me face palm.

Part of me wishes that in an alternate reality bmblb was planned so that way I don't have to see the constant bickering between Blacksun and Bmblb shippers and having to there are memes like this.

It's funny don't get it twisted but God damn does my ass think for no reason.

bees when Sun looks at Blake: 🤬🤬🤬🤬

Bees when Blake is staring at Yang:

I mean I myself find it frustrating sometimes but it's primarily for fun. If you have a problem with it just ignore it if you have nothing useful to say.

Huh.. first reblog I done in a while that wasn't a fic that I didn't need to tag as Rwde.

I'll never get over people debating the race of RWBY characters when none of those countries or nations even exist on Remnant.

It could have been.

It's just a shame it wasn't given enough respect as a storyline and just shoved off into the background. Before being made cannon in a attempt to make the writers look good..

... Man

FUCK RT

All good romance is earned.

— Monty Oum

DEATH FROM ABOVE! BRING ABOUT THE END!

DROP A BOMB SO FIERCE IT MAKES HIROSHIMA AND NAGASAKI LOOK LIKE FUCKIN SPECS!

normal goofy blake post

I thought we had buried that fucker before I showed up... That's a Damn shame.

Yep. it's seeker. Y'all know the drill. Block and Report.

This is the kinda shit I wish was more often when it came to Bleiss. Less of an active bitch and more of just "I'm gonna act like I fuckin hate everyone, but there I some people who I like."

This makes my cynical ass smile.

Bleiss: *Hugging Whitley* MY BABY BROTHER~ You've gotten so big! I almost can't carrying you anymore!

Whitley: *Being lifted easily* ...

~~~~~

Bleiss: WHO DID THIS TO YOU? I'LL FIND THEM AND MAKE THEM PAY FOR EVEN PUTTING A FINGER ON YOU! I SWEAR WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON THEM, BITCHBREAKER'S GONNA LIVE UP TO HER NAME!!

Whitley: *Wearing a wrist guard* Bleiss, I simply fell and injured my wrist slightly. I just need to wear this over the next few weeks.

~~~~~

Bleiss: You know what I need right now? A nice, fat, greasy burger with fries and a soda!

Whitley: I can get you Crepes. I know you enjoy them, even if you act like you don't.

Bleiss: PsschT! I Hate all that Fancy-Schnancy rich-bitch food!

Bleiss: *Pulling Whitley in close* You mean it?

Whitley: Yes. Of course I do.

Bleiss: Chocolate with wildberries and whipped cream. Please.

More exactly I would atleast like her to act as if she still wants to ensure Ruby is alright. Not act like a fucking nanny.

As for Jaune and Ruby's breakdown I certainly think she should have at least tried to communicate with her sister a little bit more before just stepping back. As for Jaune? Absolutely. Because that's just kinda the obvious thing to do. When someone is attacking your family id assume you'd try to defend them.

As for the whole "Rwde" thing that is unfortunately out of my control.

As for the second to last one.. look I've made it clear I don't hate bmblb and I just think it becoming canon could have been handled better so I cant speak for every member of Rwde. But it's certainly some BULLSHIT when people claim that it was from the beginning. Because no, nothing was planned since volume 1, Sun wasn't planned during volume 1 so I can't use the whole "blacksun was the main plan". But that doesn't mean its bad, just oh I don't know stop acting like it was some grand plan.

But. I know how this turns out. You won't change your view on Rwde and while I wish you weren't so hard headed I cant exactly change your mind.

But I still have problems with the way you've said certain things because I'm somebody who is active in Rwde (when I ain't writing fanfic).

So instead. I'm gonna simply suggest, agree to disagree. And if you don't feel like it, meh tough shit.

Also because I'm already getting fucking sick of seeing anti-rwde pop into my blog and the rare jack ass going "whaa, whaa, they don't agree with me" (and don't even say that's unfair, y'all mocked people like me, so I get one free shot)

Rwde when Yang's life doesn't revolve solely around her sister

... Yeah nevermind I'm throwing any sense of decency out the damn window. Because this, oh boy this is just some very poor word choice.

If you think Rwde is "HTDM" you do not know hate. But luckily for you you've caught the eye of someone who is more than ready to demonstrate

HATE.

Now to begin, the HTDM does exist. It's not Rwde. But it exists.

Rwde is more accurately described as a section of this fandom who are more critical of this series. But that doesn't come from blatant hate, that comes from the fact that they like this series. Yet surprise supper this fandom is full of fucking toddlers who decide to argue and treat others like shit sheerly because they don't agree. Instead of being reasonable adults and just agreeing to disagree.

However certain idiots who just blatantly like to talk shit about this series decide to use Rwde and Rwbycritics of all places to spread their hate.

For instance-

I want everyone on the tweet itself, not the response. The response doesn't matter but it's an issue as well. The tweet.. is what I consider HTDM. It openly insults this series and uses Monty to attack this Fandom. That's hatedom.

It's the only image I feel like pulling up because 1. The more I write this the more infuriated I become looking at the image. And 2.. I'm just blatantly lazy as balls. But point is Rwde is not a hatedom, it is a place to criticize this series. Now are we all perfect people?

Fuck no because we sometimes let people in who just spew hate. But that does not mean all of Rwde and Rwbycritics are HTDM, and that ABSOLUTELY means you don't get to act like hot shit and claim we are all bigots and morons. Learn the difference, or so fucking help me I will ensure my blog will be your waking nightmare.

.. ok that was a bit much.

To summarize this, Rwde nor Rwbycritics are HTDM. They are just others of differing opinions. Of course you don't have to agree with them. just don't throw a tantrum the moment they say something you don't agree with.

Also side note don't label them as bigots are idiots. That just makes you look like this asshole.

I've already made a response to this fuckin homophobe. I don't feel like doing the exact same to everyone.

Rwde when Yang's life doesn't revolve solely around her sister

... So apologies this comes off as me bitching but considering I'm someone in Rwde I feel like yapping my ass off.

And this is entirely from my own perspective so hopefully this is a little bit understandable.

For me it's not the fact yang doesn't resolve around Ruby as a character but the fact it feels less like she's Ruby sister and more like a complete stranger.

Prime example is the scene where Ruby loses her shit. Yang doesn't try to calm her down the moment ruby blows up at her and Blake instead focuses on protecting Blake. And while obviously Blake and yang being in a relationship would logistically have a state of tunnel vision. I would assume that she has enough care to still try to talk to Ruby instead of 100% focusing on protecting Blake.

Add that with the fact yang didn't atleast go "what the hell" (or something of a similar vain) at jaune after he quickly got on the offensive and entirely blamed Ruby for everything which led ruby to run away... I'm just a tad frustrated. And the scene in Rwby: beyond feels more like an excuse than an actual story scene.

But then again I have a bias and I'm shitty with writing essays. So obviously (and like most Rwby fans I hope] my opinion is not inherently correct.

As for the joke answer.

"ShUt ThE fUcK uP yOU donT knOW MoNty's VIsioN"

Rwde when Yang's life doesn't revolve solely around her sister

I say this without even needing to look at your block. Keep being "annoying" anyone who has a problem with that can just walk away.

Sorry for being so annoying about NND lately I need to be annoying about other things too

I know one reblog should be enough but I just found one microscopic detail, you left in one of the photos.

You notice anything wrong here? Like the lack of a profile picture. now this is a small detail but, this makes me question if you're even pulling from the same account. Because just this small detail can allow someone to potentially think "huh, I wonder why they didn't show the profile pic in this photo when they did with the others". Which isn't a good thing.

Then there's also, this reply.

Also here's the full reply.

You see it's bad enough your just blatantly calling that person a Blacksun shipper without them saying stuff that even hints at that, add that with the fact you actively hid the profile of the account in the fourth makes me extremely curious because in the previous you proudly showed it.

Then there's this reply that just makes you look bad. Considering you are completely misunderstanding the word choice of the account and still blatantly claiming they're a Blacksun shipper without even a single screenshot here to prove it.

Im almost starting to believe

Your full of shit

However again if you have proof that this is all the same account, and that they are a Blacksun shipper. I will eat my own words but otherwise? Yeah I'm not gonna exactly be all too polite. And to everyone else viewing this, I have left a reply.

Also I do hope the person I @ doesn't mind me doing so but uh, @psyga315 could you make sure I'm on the mark here. I don't exactly feel like making an ass out of myself.

Number of Days Blacksun Shippers Go Without Obsessing over Bmblb and Bmblb shippers Day 2:

0

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Why do blacksun shippers always make freshly new accounts that aggressively go after bumbleby shippers on twitter? I notice those accounts never have any posts and only have comments going after bumbleby shippers or others saying how much they hate bumbleby and blake and yang when no one really asked. It’s always unprovoked and random because they’ll go off about how much they hate bumbleby on fan art and even posts that have absolutely nothing to do with bumbleby.

They can never stop obsessing over bumbleby nor leave bumbleby shippers alone to actually enjoy and talk about their own ship in peace. I honestly feel bad for them. Can’t imagine dealing with people who obsessively bother you in your comments about their hatred for your ship when it’s out of nowhere and from accounts created days ago or filled with nothing but hate for the ship

Example being 👇 this blacksun shipper I saw today on someone’s post who made an account 2 days ago that has no posts other then commenting about how much they hate Bumbleby, Blake and Yang and being toxic towards fan artist and trying to start drama between other ships

(so this is a weird one considering Im white knight trash buuut I feel like I need to give my favorite non-whiteknight Weiss ship some attention.)

Penny would pick Weiss up bridal style as her face was red.

Penny: apologies Partner Weiss! My human body appears to be in need of relief!

Weiss: o-oh!.. does that mean-

Penny: yes. Your face will be covered in green lipstick by the end of this.

Penny proceeded to carry her wife to their bedroom. And we all know where that's going.. you fucking degenerates-

Weiss' Married Life

Weiss: (Mid-40s) What do you think, honey~? Think I can still pull it off~?

Weiss: (Outfit's backside rips wide open, Reveals embarrassing birthmark) Whaaat?! You've gotta be kidding me~!

Weiss: (Dignified woman scoff) That will cost you extra, I'm afraid.

Weiss: (Holding destroyed younger clothes, Pride shattered) I... I guess I'm past my prime, aren't I, honey?

Weiss: (Needs 3 nights of recovery from love)

I'm utterly baffled by the fact people actually like my fanfics and I can't tell if it's because y'all are starved for content.. or I'm mildly decent... Or in the ridiculous case, I'm a god tier writer.

Neptune: many say love is complex. I disagree. Love is simple and I can tell you why. Gentlemen, ladies, everyone in-between, I have the answers. All on my Game show! I welcome everyone to the place where love is understood! Welcome to-

LOVE HYDRATION

Neptune: that's right everyone, I'm your beloved host Neptune Vasilias and this is my game show where one bachelor/bachelorette and five bachelors and/or bachelorettes try to whisk them away to a happily ever after. Now of course I'm the host so I cant participate but ladies-

Neptune winked at the camera as he clicked his tongue.

Neptune: I'm always available outside the studio. Now let's see what lucky somebody the waves dragged up today!

Neptune pointed to blue curtains with a wave of water crudely painted on them. The curtains part to reveal-

Jaune: uh.. hi?

Neptune: ah jaune my man! Good to see the waves brought you right where you should be!

Neptune walked up to the blonde as he rested an arm on jaune. Leaning against him a little with jaune whispering to him.

Jaune: remember. I'm only here because you said if I let you play a bard when I dm for GnG you'd pay me back for it.

Neptune would whisper back

Neptune: trust me jaune I am paying you back. Just have faith in Dr. Love.

Jaune would roll his eyes as Neptune walked away.

Neptune: now I'm sure you all know jaune arc, the up and coming huntsman on the rise and if you don't? Well now you do. Now let's see the bachelor and bachelorettes! Contestant one, come on up!

(this one is an actual functional imagine your otp post.. instead of boring reblog bait.. i promise this is the last one everybody.)

Gentlemen never once in my life have I seen such utter and absolute BULLSHIT.

While I'm not normally harsh.. more accurately I'm not really on the offense.. I'm sorry to say this is the rare case I see bullshit and feel like talking my ass off.

To begin with there is no real proof this a Blacksun fan, if anything it's a white rose fan. While yes their comments are completely unfair and only exist to spread fucking hate I see no screenshots of them claiming simply they like Blacksun or saying that blacksun is more understandable than bmblb or shit like that.

Now if you do have evidence, I will gladly eat my own words but considering you have yet too or even reblogged this to share more photos as evidence I can only assume one of two things.

Either A. You blindly classified this person as a Blacksun shipper because of your own bias.

Or a more drastic one which is B. You created that account to slander Blacksun shippers, which I pray to God is not the case because that just makes you look like an ass and makes it very questionable if you aren't actually associated with bmblb fans.

Now like I said if you have evidence of this I will eat my own words but until then I am finding your intentions extremely questionable.

And don't even think you can say Im just doing this because I hate bmblb because that won't work.

Outside of that.. seriously? Anti-rwde? What because people in Rwde might not agree your just gonna label every single Rwbycritic and Rwde poster a Blacksun shipper. Real fucking shallow might I say.

Number of Days Blacksun Shippers Go Without Obsessing over Bmblb and Bmblb shippers Day 2:

0

\ * \ * \ * \ * \ * \ * \ * \ * \ * \ * \ * \ * \ * \ * \ * \ * \ * \ *

Why do blacksun shippers always make freshly new accounts that aggressively go after bumbleby shippers on twitter? I notice those accounts never have any posts and only have comments going after bumbleby shippers or others saying how much they hate bumbleby and blake and yang when no one really asked. It’s always unprovoked and random because they’ll go off about how much they hate bumbleby on fan art and even posts that have absolutely nothing to do with bumbleby.

They can never stop obsessing over bumbleby nor leave bumbleby shippers alone to actually enjoy and talk about their own ship in peace. I honestly feel bad for them. Can’t imagine dealing with people who obsessively bother you in your comments about their hatred for your ship when it’s out of nowhere and from accounts created days ago or filled with nothing but hate for the ship

Example being 👇 this blacksun shipper I saw today on someone’s post who made an account 2 days ago that has no posts other then commenting about how much they hate Bumbleby, Blake and Yang and being toxic towards fan artist and trying to start drama between other ships

"JUST WHO THE HELL ARE YOU, CINDER?!"

Jaunes body.. ached as he stood amongst the corpses of grimm, crocea mors laid on the ground broken along with his shield. He wanted to just lay down.. lay down and wake up to something else, before he felt a hand softly glide up and down his back as he grumbled softly. It was her.

"looks like I finally caught up to you roach~" the woman spoke slyly as her human hand soon stopped at the center of his back.

Jaune could have turned around and hit her, atleast get in one good shot, but he was so.. exhausted. He then heard footsteps as he looked up to see.. Pyrrha.

Jaune went wide eyed as he looked at her. The same smile on her face as her emerald eyes seemed to shine.

"I.. can't keep going. I'm sorry pyr's" jaune muttered as Pyrrha simply raised a hand. Before she did a thumbs up. Before she pointed.. as jaune saw ruby rushing in before she stopped looking on with horror.

Jaune felt something click as he realized something.. something that made jaune scowl at. She's going to be stuck in this cycle.. shes gonna get herself killed. But then jaune decided to speak to Ruby as his body started to burn.

"Ruby.. you got this from here" jaune spoke with a sweet smile as Ruby rushed towards him before finally-

A burst of flames erupted from Jaune's body as Ruby went pale. Her eyes went wide as she stopped running.. more accurately stumbled. Falling onto her side as she felt her eyes begin to water.

"JAUNE!" Ruby screamed as cinder just simply grinned from ear to ear. Before she heard Ruby release Another scream.

"just who the hell are you, CINDER?!"

Cinder turned look at the girl as the sadistic grin was still plastered on cinders face.

"NO NEED TO SCREAM RUBY! I CAN HEAR YOU JUST FINE!" cinder responded as she could see something in Ruby's eyes. Hate. Pure. Unrefined. Hatred.

(hot take: If jaune should die, I firmly stand that his death should be important to Ruby's character.)

.... Oooooh god I can finally bitch for a second.

This is more ammo in my fuckin bazooka that explains why I think rt is just fucking incompetent. ESPECIALLY crwby.

These fuckers got the nerve to pull the show from YouTube just to advertise it on their shitty website and fucking Crunchyroll. And now?! Now absolutely no one can watch this series without using third party sites. This shit grinds my fuckin gears because I'm having to find a way to rewatch all of Rwby for my damn rewrite and now I can't even access it anywhere.

This is what happens when your executives are fucking morons that make business decisions after business decisions.

I'm only mad that I nor any new fans can't officially watch rwby.

Fuck RT.

Fuck CRWBY.

And fuck ALL of their terrible business decisions.

Apologies this makes.. no sense I just wanted to bitch for a second.

Only Ice Queendom is left, which doesn't feel surprising to me.

If this is the end. I'll go out doing it may way.

I activate my domain.

DOMAIN EXPANSION: LAST RESPECTS OF A NEMESIS.

When I my back is up against the wall. I sacrifice EVERYTHING. All for one chance. I roll a 100 sided die and if I land a 100 I win and you get ratio'd to hell. You'll be making an apology post after an apology post. Ofcourse if I don't roll a 100 I lose.. but so do you!

I roll!

...it's a 1

BAHAHAHAHA! OUT OF EVERY SINGLE POSSIBILITY I ROLLED A ONE. SO ONLY I LOSE!

Welp time to make that apology post.. and the next one.. and the next one... and the next one...one.. and the next one... and the next one...one.. and the next one... and the next one... and the next one... and the next one...

And so glitch would continue making apology posts until everyone forgot what he actually did.

Well done.

Neo weapon is called HUSH.

Jaune song in Vol. 9 is called QUIET.

CRWBY...

You fool, you think I'm a new user?! No! I've been here since the dawn of bullshit. I play the spell, femboy and trap slayer! This quick play spell allows me to cancel any counter trap I'm faced with. At the cost of me having to become racist and saying a slur. But it's certainly worth it. I've beaten you once, I'll beat you again. For I am the bull and the shit, I am the greatest bullshiter in history. This is the fuckin glitch cycle.

This is my moment. I've become the greatest villain! I'll throw away everything you vile N-

..

wait.. why is nothing happening?

Neo weapon is called HUSH.

Jaune song in Vol. 9 is called QUIET.

CRWBY...

NO! That's impossible! I thought my technique was unstoppable.. fine then. I activate my trap card. Sudden bullshit!

I can activate this card anytime at the small cost of losing my white privilege. When I do I can double the effect or damage I may receive, and send it back to you.

If my brain rot couldn't beat you, this has to! Because I don't feel like being surrounded by strangely attractive cartoons!

This end spahhzy, my character arc is complete so thus hence by extreme bullshit logic you have to be defeated!

Those fifteen minutes of backflash were the best 15 minutes ever. BEGONE!

Neo weapon is called HUSH.

Jaune song in Vol. 9 is called QUIET.

CRWBY...

Alright then I'll have to counter with my ultimate technique.

Here's how it goes.

The Internet is vast.

My mind is vaster.

I like big booty bitches.

And I hate fuckin snitches.

Only in Ohio is this bullshit possible

With this treasure I summon, I become the unstoppable.

PURE BRAIN ROT TECHNIQUE: ONLY IN OHIO RIZZ.

"this attack is considered a guaranteed hit. All opponents have their brain cells reduced by 1000%. Causing them to no longer be capable of actually doing anything"

Neo weapon is called HUSH.

Jaune song in Vol. 9 is called QUIET.

CRWBY...