Someone Actually Made A Fic Based On This @dehydratedmockingbird

Someone actually made a fic based on this @dehydratedmockingbird

Tho you can only access it if you have an ao3 account

Batman getting a case file from Jim Gordon of a John Doe found dead after a mass shooting. When Batman asked if Gordon just needed help finding out who the body was Jim’s like “no, the John Doe is Daniel James Fenton. But the thing is that this is the fifth body of his we found.”

The chaos that would cause!!!!

But like what if the BatFam try to rope Phantom into it and he just awkwardly having to explain that it’s HIS dead bodies they keep finding cuz he keeps accidentally getting shot in crossfire of gang violence cuz he lives on the streets.

hai

OMG HAIIIIIIIII ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*

For some reason, I thought this was a Batman post

Someone: "This kid is a villain"

Batman: "..."

Someone: "They've hurt people"

Batman: "..."

Someone: "They have absolutely no parental-"

Batman (to the kid): "Please sign here" (shows adoption papers)

Someone: "......"

Homeless people are people too!

Searching For A Star Wars Fic (2). Help?

I remember reading this on Ao3 but I don't remember the title.

So Obi-Wan and Jango meet in a dream and Obi gives him the dark Saber or smth that legitimates his right to be Mand'alor and when Jango wakes up he has that thing in real life. Some kind of Mando seer says this means Obi is like some kind of important person for Mandalorians.

I also remember Obi-Wan finding 3 clones of Jango Fett and named the oldest Kote meaning Glory and when the Mandos get Cody they realised who delivered them and were like. Cody's going to be a great warrior cause Obi named him Kote.

This is giving

DISASTER GIRL

Literally the same thing

Except Obi-Wan is the reason for the disaster

DAY 1 | PURGE TROOPER CODY/EMPEROR OBI-WAN

yay! It’s @codywanweek 🥳 and I am not prepared.

If Yoda did stab somebody I feel like he would gaslight them and just say "Do that, did I?" while staring at them all innocent like

*The Disaster Lineage’s (minus yoda) thoughts on stabbing* Obi Wan: Would never stab anyone. Ahsoka: Would stab someone in retaliation. Qui Gon: Yells “I won’t hesitate, bitch!” first. Dooku: Would stab without warning. Anakin: Would stab as a warning.