Kalecgos And Wrathion Are Brothers And It's Sweet. Sweet Bois. No Trauma In Sight.

Kalecgos and Wrathion are brothers and it's sweet. Sweet bois. No trauma in sight.

I'm having a bad day, so here's a reminder that Boiled, Scrambled and Fried is, for all intents and purposes, canon. Goodbye, and a good Fuck You, Zzapee to those who celebrate.

Oropher: Where the hell did we find this fuckin' kid, man?

Elrond: My mom threw herself off a cliff because she thought that my 'adoptive' fathers were after the rock she loved more than us and then you kinda just picked me up

Elrond: I remember that very vividly.

Gil-Galad: *Mildly horrified laughter*

Nozdormu is kinda girlypop ngl

Sad Ebon Blade Headcanon

Koltira Deathweaver was the Scourge's stitchmaster. He was the elegant tailor with experience stitching flesh from being a Farstrider (giving stiches) and enough care in his work to do it well. He loathed the outcome of the work. He hated having to create monsters just like those that killed his brother.

And years later, in the Shadowlands, as Koltira is looking after Darion (Tira sees Darion as a replacement for Faltora, Darion sees Koltira as a replacement for Renault, because let's make this worse.), the House of Constructs makes their attempt at recruiting him.

Warcraft Headcanon

Neltharion didn't quite know how to apologize. Instead, he gave gifts. These gifts varied wildly in size and form, typically based on the severity of his offense. If he said something wrong, did something wrong, harmed someone, he would give them something.

By the Shattering, Malygos had what would be three times the worth of the British crown jewels.