Peter: Do You Ever Just...
Peter: Do you ever just...
Peter: *folds like a beach chair*
Harley: Yup *proceeds to fold like a beach chair*
Tony: Um.....pardon me??
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Happy, having a stroke when Nick Fury appears on his phone afterwards:
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Peter: Well you know when you’re sleeping and your body does that fake falling thing?
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Peter: I know but I spent most of my afternoon thinking about that.
Tony:
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Ned: I called my parents and told them that I was okay.
Tony: And what was the first thing Peter did?
Ned: He ate a banana.
Peter: *drops his pencil*
Peter, exasperated: Well zoo wee mama and fuck me with a goddamn fidget spinner.
Tony: What? Do what?? With a wHAT???
Peter with his super hearing and his teenage hormones: OH MY GOD STOP BLINKING SO LOUDLY.
Tony, confused and frightened: I’m sORRY?????