Tony, Introducing Peter To The Avengers: Peter Is Our Newest Avenger, Spider-Man.
Tony, introducing Peter to the Avengers: Peter is our newest avenger, Spider-Man.
Steve: That’s a CHILD.
Peter: And that’s an ugly, pimply bitch.
-
assbutt04 liked this · 2 years ago -
kenzyzone liked this · 3 years ago -
confusedsposts liked this · 3 years ago -
phantom-mp3 liked this · 3 years ago -
marveliscool101 liked this · 3 years ago -
bubbleblue16 liked this · 3 years ago -
romanofflokistark reblogged this · 3 years ago -
romanofflokistark liked this · 3 years ago
-
secretobservationwitch liked this · 3 years ago -
cheekygirl123 liked this · 3 years ago -
whymabee liked this · 3 years ago -
garlicbread4ever liked this · 3 years ago -
wolkenkopf liked this · 3 years ago -
fawkes-the-phoenix62442 liked this · 3 years ago -
laseralovelycave reblogged this · 3 years ago -
laseralovelycave liked this · 3 years ago
-
hafsah liked this · 3 years ago -
lowkeyasolo liked this · 3 years ago -
tony-might liked this · 3 years ago -
8live-yourlife8 liked this · 3 years ago -
bylerwillnotwriteitself liked this · 3 years ago -
brainoils liked this · 3 years ago -
gushky reblogged this · 3 years ago -
gushky liked this · 3 years ago
-
garaks-huge-naturals liked this · 3 years ago -
gh0stbo11 liked this · 3 years ago -
ebony-darknessdementiaravenway liked this · 3 years ago -
iattachtooeasilytocartoons liked this · 3 years ago -
highonchaii04 liked this · 3 years ago -
littlerainbowprince liked this · 3 years ago -
blueswonderland liked this · 3 years ago -
kromatikca liked this · 3 years ago -
jellobugg liked this · 3 years ago -
naralovesangst liked this · 3 years ago -
boom33713 liked this · 3 years ago -
its-sunflower-stardew liked this · 3 years ago -
the-poor-miranha-quotes liked this · 3 years ago -
cat-lover20 liked this · 3 years ago -
akwardironicman3000 liked this · 3 years ago -
jmpuppylove1811 liked this · 3 years ago -
kokori-exe-404 liked this · 3 years ago -
youre-a-lizard-harryy liked this · 3 years ago -
beardednachoenemy-blog1 liked this · 3 years ago -
peachy99831 liked this · 3 years ago
-
smartly-dressed-acorn liked this · 3 years ago -
pussyshampooer liked this · 3 years ago -
sunny-sid liked this · 3 years ago -
lux-r liked this · 3 years ago
More Posts from Panicattheolivegarden
Tony: On a scale from 1 to 10, how are you feeling?
Peter: Well you know when you’re sleeping and your body does that fake falling thing?
Tony: I don’t see how that describes anything...
Peter: I know but I spent most of my afternoon thinking about that.
Tony:
Tony: I’m just gonna put a 3 again...
Peter: Hey, doesn’t it smell like updog in here?
Bucky: Haha. Kid I’ve heard this too many ti—
*Dog barks being webbed to the ceiling*
Peter: I knew it smelled like updog in here. I guess it’s from the matter?
Bucky: What’s the matter?
Peter: Nothing much what’s the matter with you?
Steve: Bucky, put down my shield—BUCKY—
Tony: Hey kid, you writing an essay or something?
Peter, typing out his Star Wars DR script: ...yes
Peter: Y’know, there is a more efficient way to answer someone on the phone when you really don’t wanna talk to them.
Peter: “Mario’s Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce!”
Peter: And guess what, Nick Fury did stop calling after that!
Happy, having a stroke when Nick Fury appears on his phone afterwards:
Peter with his super hearing and his teenage hormones: OH MY GOD STOP BLINKING SO LOUDLY.
Tony, confused and frightened: I’m sORRY?????