Tony: On A Scale From 1 To 10, How Are You Feeling?
Tony: On a scale from 1 to 10, how are you feeling?
Peter: Well you know when you’re sleeping and your body does that fake falling thing?
Tony: I don’t see how that describes anything...
Peter: I know but I spent most of my afternoon thinking about that.
Tony:
Tony: I’m just gonna put a 3 again...
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Peter: Y’know, there is a more efficient way to answer someone on the phone when you really don’t wanna talk to them.
Peter: “Mario’s Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce!”
Peter: And guess what, Nick Fury did stop calling after that!
Happy, having a stroke when Nick Fury appears on his phone afterwards:
Peter: I wish I could get the same amount of praise as a sham-WOW.
Tony:
Tony: I’m going to hug you now so shut up.
Tony: Ned, what was the first thing you did after the shooting?
Ned: I called my parents and told them that I was okay.
Tony: And what was the first thing Peter did?
Ned: He ate a banana.
There will be nO mercy—🏌🏻♀️
Texting:
Peter: *sends a picture of a guy throwing a fidget spinner*
Peter: Consider this a warning
Peter: Oh wrong number, sorry.
Tony: Who was that for?
Tony: Peter who the fuck was that for??
Tony, introducing Peter to the Avengers: Peter is our newest avenger, Spider-Man.
Steve: That’s a CHILD.
Peter: And that’s an ugly, pimply bitch.