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My fanfic reading challeng thingy thing

Ok so i am doing 100 fanfics in 1 year. And i have found out that i am a monster in reading i have read over 50 fanfics with at least 10k words and that not considering fics i gave up upon coz i wasn't entertained enough and the fics under 10k that i have read.

Today its the 24th march and i started on the 31th january.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME

No tasteless jokes at work today please.

after two decades of being a triplet I can now confidently say that people will guess that you're aliens before they guess that you're triplets

Anybody else's partner ever bruise their cervix so bad they couldn't sit? Because that's what happens to a lot of people with vaginas once you hit notch four.

I repeat

HAS SEX EVER HURT SO BAD YOU FELT NAUSEOUS AFTERWARDS?

The ex who did that to me thought a man was supposed to RAM HIS PENIS THROUGH THE CERVIX, INTO THE UTERUS, if he wanted to get his partner with a vagina and uterus pregnant

There are some disgustingly ignorant people out there. You all need to be safe.

the more you know.~

damn jin for making me want you so much

So I watched that episode of Our Flag Means Death where Ed finds the bunny and thinks it's a wolf and thought, what if Remus was a wererabbit and Sirius had no idea? Anyways, have a drabble.

Here I Am (a rabbit-hearted boy)

Hogwarts Era. 654 words. Wererabbit Remus. G.

Remus' floppy ears twitch unhappily. He had been so careful—so careful not to let his friends see the monster he becomes every full moon. He thought he was sneaky, when he made his way out of the castle before dinner—after the other boys had already left for the Great Hall, but here is Sirius, standing above him with wide eyes. He'd seen the whole thing, the whole transformation—running into the clearing before Remus could even shout at him to stop. Before his body bent and twisted violently into a monster.  Remus' tiny body shakes in fear. Finally, after an impossibly long moment, Sirius seems to come back to himself. "R—Remus? Are you—you're a werewolf?"  …I'm a what now? 

"I thought maybe you were upset about Snape ruining your Potions final when you didn’t follow us down to dinner, so I came back to find you and saw you sneak out of the castle. I decided to  follow you, but I didn't think...Oh my God. You're so...so...cute."  Remus' nose twitches in a way that he thinks sufficiently expresses his shock and distaste. He’s not cute. He’s fearsome! An abomination! Sirius, unafraid, crouches down and strokes a gentle hand over the tawny fur on his back.  Okay, well Remus doesn't hate that.  Sirius scratches behind one floppy ear, and it makes Remus’ back foot twitch. Sirius smiles. "Are you a friend, wolf? Merlin, wait til I tell James about this! Our Moony—a real bloody werewolf!" and then as quickly as he’d appeared, he's gone, running off back toward the castle. It's just as well, Remus is dangerous like this. As much as he would love some company on the moons, one bite is all it would take and he could turn Sirius, too. He couldn't live with himself. Remus has just finished snacking on some grass, and is just about to hop into the underbrush to play chase with the rabbits of the Forest, when Sirius comes running back, this time with James in tow. Great. "See James! That's Remus, he's a werewolf!"  James, who is bent over trying to catch his breath, looks up at him like he's stupid. "That's a rabbit, Sirius." "No...I saw him transform—that’s Remus. He's a werewolf." "At best that's a wererabbit." He looks down at Remus, his face twisted in thought. "Sorry Remus, just a sec. Sirius—" he looks back up at the other boy, pinching the bridge of his nose. “—have you ever actually seen a rabbit before?" "Well, not precisely...Grimmauld is in the middle of London, not exactly teeming with rabbits and the like." "Babbity Rabbity? Surely you've read Babbity Rabbity at least." "I'm pretty sure Babbity Rabbity would never make it into the Black family library. Not macabre enough." James sighs. "Okay well, I’m telling you that's a rabbit." James points down at him, and Remus twitches his nose, hoping it conveys how tired he is.  Sirius stomps his feet, insistent. “But his last name is Lupin, not Lapin! He's Wolfie McWolf, not Bunny McRabbit!” “I’m pretty sure his name has nothing to do with which were-animal decided to take a chunk out of him, Sirius!” Remus tries to hop away while they’re fighting, but Sirius spots him and scoops him up into his arms. “Oh no you don’t! Come on Remus, I’ll sneak you back into the castle—get you something to munch on. What do rabbits eat, anyway? Hay? Flowers?”  Human flesh.  “They eat grass and, like, carrots. Good call though, better get him inside before an actual wolf spots him. Come on, Remus.” And that’s how Remus finds himself, a few hours later, in a soft bed, snuggled under the covers with Sirius’ hand gently resting on his furry back. He supposes being found out isn’t so bad, and if he wakes up in the morning—human again, Sirius spooning against his back, he thinks that might actually be even better.

— EVERY BREATH YOU TAKE; 2 (m.)

— notes; this fic is not condoning abusive/unhealthy relationships in any way. please do not read if you are triggered by anything relating to stalkers/stalking. this is a repost from my old account.

pairing; jungkook/reader genre; stalker au, thriller, smut, angst words; 11,698 rating; explicit

— synopsis; you and jungkook are getting closer as the days go by, but the chill that goes through you every time you’re alone has you on edge; between everyone around you, who can you really trust?

contents; obsessive, toxic behavior, violence, gore. possessiveness, choking, unprotected sex, creampie, cum play, dirty talk, rough sex, biting, marking, multiple orgasms, jealousy, dom!jungkook.

— chapters; one. two. three.

“He still hasn’t asked me out!” you pouted to Hoseok, picking at your food. Hoseok groaned, smacking his lips together as he attempted to swallow down the food stuffed in his mouth.

“Will you stop whining about that?” he yelled around the food. He continued eating, rolling his eyes as you sighed for the millionth time.

“I can’t help it!” you replied, taking a bite of your food and swallowing blandly. “He texts me all the time and we even went out for food, but—”

Hoseok shot you a dirty look as he took a swig of his water. “Have you thought maybe he doesn’t want to date you?”

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Tony: Sorry kid, I don’t like beans.

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