"I Can't Say That I Understand You Completely Because I Don't Know What You've Been Through But I Can

"I can't say that I understand you completely because I don't know what you've been through but I can say that I know pain because of what I've been through as well and if I can get through this, so will you."

— From one hurt(ing) person to another

Things that Happened this decade Part 2

Me: *reads book, comes across a cute part, makes inhumane noises cuz OTP*

My siblings: *turns to look at me with a weird look* What...?

Me: *not looking up* Don't. Just don't question it.

My siblings: *turns to look at each other before shrugging and ignoring me*

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Me: *casually walks around the swimming pool to go to the other one*

Cousin: *pushes me into the pool*

Me: Fu —!! *falls into someone's arm*

Me: Who the-? *looks up to see my old Crush*

Old Crush: So... You fell for me, Huh?

Me: *dying inside* I — uh, excuse me for a second...

Me: *gets out of Crush's hold, awkwardly smiles before turning around and glaring at my laughing cousins*

Cousins: Oh fuc...

Me: *cracks knuckles* Oh, you're going down.

Cousins: *runs*

Me: Get back here!

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Me: *stares disdainfully at Pastel dress* I hate this...

Me: *wears it and goes to Christmas Party wearing it*

My friends: *points at my dress* What?

Me: *glares* Don't.

My friends: Alright *goes back to whatever they were doing*

Me: *pulls on dress* I hate this. It makes me look soft...

One of my friends: That's because you are soft. *fixes my dress*

Me: *gay panics*

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My mother: So, what do you want for Christmas?

Me: My Hogwarts Letter

My mother: Dear, we already talked about this. There is no such —

Me: HoGwArTs LeTtEr

My mother: *sighs* Alright!

Me: *lights up* Really?!

My mother: No.

Me: *deadpans*

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Me: *brings home Bisexual Pride flag that a friend made for me*

My family: What's that?

Me: Uhhhhh... Nothing... *panics cuz I ain't out of the closet yet*

One of my brothers: I don't know, that looks pReTtY gAy tO mE

Me: *sweats and panics more* UHMM-

My brother: Wait... Don't tell me—

Me: *panics* IM ON MY PERIOD.

My family: *blinks* okay... *leaves because it was awkward*

Me: *looks at my dog who was staring at me* I panicked, I'm sorry.

"I can't fight your own battles for you but I promise that I'll fight it with you. After all, what are friends for?"

— To a friend who needs to know that I'll be there for them, always

"Did you just... Avada Kedavra me, you ho?"

— Me to my friends after they said one of the Unforgivable curses to me

"Trust me, hun. I know how it feels."

— Madelaine Ross (OC) to her little sister when said sister cried out that she (Madelaine) didn't know how it felt to be heartbroken

Things that happened this decade Part 1

Cousin: Dammit! I'm not tall enough to ride the Viking! Curse my height...

Me: *looks up from book* oh, what a pity. I mean, it's not like there's things called heels that make you taller than you really are and all that but you know, such a pity. *goes back to book*

Cousin: *squeals* Thank you, cuz! That's a wonderful idea!

Me: *flicks the page to the next one* Whatever are you talking about?