
The only thing minor about meis my minor inferiority complex. But HAY, life like me, is growth in progressš¤š¼š±ābe ready always to give an answer to every man that asketh you a reason of the hope that is in you.ā~1 Peter 3:15 + Ether 12:4 AKA Ima let Jesus handle it because if I handle it something's going to end up on fire
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Commission

HOLY HONK LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! I CAN FINALLY POST THIS; I AM SO EXCITED!!!
Please feast your eyes on the incredible skill and pure wholesomeness that is this most delightful piece of art made by none other, than the incredibly talented @2aceofspades! Please please PLEASE go check out their blog and give āem the love and support that they deserve for being so fabulous!

They did a commission of one of my besties and her bird Brilli. Arenāt they just so pretty? š«¢š¤š¼šš§”
Save Yourself
*waves sheepishly with a crooked grin*
Uhā¦howdy. Hi. Yāalls art been giving me the brain tickle all day today, hope itās alright to return the favor.
Soā¦uh enjoy? Original art by the incredibly talented: @rawcherrycake
(You seem cool Broski, love to be your fren)
Original character Rafid by the ever cryptic: @chessman-protocol
(Once again, ever the inspiration hon š§”šš¼)
Music: Love + War by Kwabs
Editing programs: CapCut and Inshot



i love this type of post
šāØStory TimeāØš
So at work today (Amazon) I was waterspidering (someone who refills boxes for the packers) at this one station, and the boxes got pushed a little too far, and weāre starting to fall, so I called out a warning to the next station. The lady at the next station (a woman little older than me) thanked me and quipped, āAww man, I wanted to get hit.ā
And me and my dumb pun brain wItHoUt even thinking replied with, āNo respectfully maāam, I would want to hit ON you.ā
*smh* Jayus, honey, you gotta be careful. Youāre gonna come off as something youāre not in your attempts to be funny.
Yāall I promise I aināt trying to flirt, I am literally just trying to assert my dominance as the funniest person here I swear.
A Challenger Approachesā¦

Astronomy Lines Pt. 2


Made some wallpapers featuring the disaster twins because Venus is one disaster of a planet š


Oh thisā¦thisā¦is darling. Your style is immaculate, hon. Like looking so respectfully right now ššš
I MUST HAVE IT ON MY DASH. *Yoinks it like the feral chaotic Tumblr I am* MWHAHA MINE NOW THANK YOU š§”āØ

TMayNT Day 31: Redraw of day one. (Original prompt was: the turtles in you favourite style.)
Ok there are so many ways my brain is trying to be critical BUT I am proud of myself for finishing one of these challenges, no matter what. I've tried and failed to commit to so many projects.
Just to clarify: my own style is NOT my favourite style. I am far too self critical for that. I just entirely ignored the prompt ^^
vvvv Comparison pic and comments on day 1 v day 31 below. vvvv

So for one thing I did want to de-centre Leo a bit, cause the original day 1 prompt was favourite turtle and I DO love them all, Leo just has a special place to me. I also wanted them to not be floating.
Now I do prefer some parts of the original, mainly the simplicity. I do want to try and aim for a more simplified style in the future (if I can stop defaulting to the style I have atm). I might have gone a little overboard with the lighting on the more recent one. STFU up brain, I did not get worse. But it was fun. I think it's good to explore and practice parts of the art process even if it isn't something you want to stick to. I do think I learnt a lot of stuff and made some improvements over the month.
also bonus cute Raph face that I liked from one of the first attempts but I ended up restarting


The flip?? Is this?? Broā¦likeā¦I got no words. Except for one. You have very questionable taste if you I'm sweet. Pretty sure the only sweet person is that darling reflection you see in the mirror hon šš§”āØ
Woman likeā¦cāmere. It's adoption time. Yer mine now. *wraps you up in a bear hug and squeezes you like a stress ball*

my sweetest mutual I always find myself feeling soo well around like they are a genuine joy to be around

My literal reaction to @mrabubu answering my question. Big fan hon, its a legit honor to be able to see a snippet of your fantastic mind š§”āØš
Mind if I add some of my thunks to it?
I really think the idea of Leo and Y/N having an āOnly I Can Do That ā is so unfairly wholesome and totally would fit. Especially considering Leo is a middle child and a bit petty, so I think that having a relationship he doesn't have to share would be something really important to him. Seeing Leo get pouty because someone made his Y/N laugh is a troupe I'm also a sucker for.
I also really love the idea of Leo being absolutely blindsided by a funny Y/N who was funny in the same way as he (can you tell I'm projecting here? Cuz man I just really wanna roast this kid *affectionately* I have so many lines its not even funny) It would take some getting used for sure, but Leo being Leo of course would get back into the game so fast and boy would he come back swinging.
Whats a little rivalry amongst friends right? Just to prove the best of course. Just to make sure to hold his rank. Not to see you smile like that again. The way your eyes crinkle in the corners. Not to feel your hand on his shoulder cuz your gasping for air you're laughing so hard. Noooooooooooo. Not at all.
I love the idea of Leo finding someone who makes him feel heard and seen because for once someone genuinely laughs with him. Not at Him. š¤š¼āØš


HmHmHmHmHm...
I have some thoughts on that too, yeah.
So, I think it's all still depends on Y/N's personality overall. Because you can be a one-liner like Leo, but still have a different or opposite personality to his. This one is more like about taste in humor, I guess?
But yeah, I think his brain would short circuit the moment Y/N would use his own weapon against him or overall, and especially he would explode if their jokes are better than his. That would be the beginning of a war between them, to obliterate one another with their pickup lines and prove who's better. But in the end I imagine them becoming BFF's who are sometimes joke at one another just for laughs. I also have this idea when you call your friend and idiot, and you just laugh, but if SOMEONE ELSE calls your friend an idiot, you go into demon's mode "ONLY I CAN CALL THEM THAT". Something like that.
In terms of romance I'm going to return to my statement about how it depends on your personality overall.
If there's something I'm certain in, is that the romance between Leo and someone who has basically the same personality and mindset would either died down pretty quickly, or wouldn't work in the first place. "Opposite attract" phrase didn't come out of a thin air, because they feed each other. Opposite or just different people help discover some new traits in one another, keep each other in balance, help dealing with challenges they wouldn't be able to deal with by themselves and all that jazz.
Plus it's just overall much more interesting to watch this kind of a dynamic rather than watch two clones trying to be a couple and failing miserably.
@theanonymousninja247
Random Turtle Thunks
Just imagine
Its older Leo and he somehow made friends/ slowly catching feelings for a young single mom fallen on hard times.
He's over at her place after some big scare and they're both up early. She because she's gotta make breakfast for the kiddos and he because he wants to help, make sure she's ok and what not.
Just imagine
Them goofing off in the kitchen together singing Dolly Partonās 9 to 5 into wooden pancake-covered spoon and spatula microphones while cooking breakfast in the morning light spilling in from the window.
Just imagine
Astronomy Lines
Boy
Are you the Planck Era?
Because unfortunately you are hot and dense as all get out

Revelation


When you're doing research for a University Assignment and accidentally discover some sCiEnTiC eViDeNcE about how you've felt for YEARS, but never had words for it, so you just assumed you were oversensitive with a flair for the dramatics.
Here's the link if anybody else was curious
https://www.apa.org/monitor/2021/11/feature-cultivating-empathy



Ok, so this picture was so incredibly wholesome that I HAD to try and redraw it because it legitimately made me cry. I had to no joke pull over because I was getting teary while on the road.
This picture means a lot to me for two reasons: #1 Iām 5ft 8ā and on the heartier side of things, so usually Iām the tallest/ biggest or one of the taller folks whenever I engage in with company. So to imagine having one of my favorite characters just pick me up and cradle me like a child made me A: incredibly flustered and B: it did something funny to my heart.
I donāt necessarily have an emotionally safe relationship with my pops at the moment, so it makes it hard to accept hugs from him. And not to mention, because Iām again the ābigger friendā, Iām usually the person giving hugs. I donāt get hugs. Especially those good Dad Hugs. So imagining getting a hug from Sproutā¦wellā¦it definitely filled an empty part of my heart. So @intotheelliwoods thank you for this. Iā¦I kind of needed it so it meant a lot.
Also I drew myself with my arm sleeves because I wanted to match Poptart. I really struggle with picking my arms due to a skin condition that I have, so I wear my arms sleeves to try and prevent that. I guess just another reason why I relate to these guys.
Iām also a nerd who loves Floriography, or the Victorian Language of Flowers, so I wanted to include a little something extra to show my thanks. Honeysuckle to show how much I adore 2 Arms Left; itās got a sweet little spot in my heart. And Sweet Pea to just keep cheering yāall on and to say thank you for everything. Literally.
And then of course my signature orange heart to represent warmth, friendship, and care.
Itās a lot of words, so thanks for reading. Just know this. You made my week a little better by just being your sweet self. I know life is hard and hurt can be heavy, but I promise you. Youāre making a difference. Thank you for existing. š«µš¼āØš§”š«š











AHhh so many hugs and so little time! <3
And thank you so much for your message @theanonymousninja247 it really made my week! š„ŗ

Ya know, I wanted to be all ādark and mysteriousā on my tumblr, but unfortunately being subtle and discreet aināt really my style š Iām a ninja in the way the Scarlet Pimpernel is a ninja. Not to mention this was the first piccrew that actually had colors match my naturals? Not to mention itās hecking wholesome, so I was āEh, why not.ā

New picrew pfp! Super cute style - go check it out! Link is under the cut

Fallen
Noā¦ok so listen *massages forehead* For the last time. I didn't āfallā in love. This was a premeditated attack!
I was tripped because let me tell youā¦I DiDnT fALl wILliNgLy!
This was not my fault! Don't you understand the gravity of this situation?!
Humbled
pst @dianagj-art I did a thingā¦



I didn't know which one I liked better because I have that curse where I like my sketches better than the final project, so y'all get them all.
AnYhOoā¦something something you're really coolā¦something something wanna be like you(Im really) good at talking to cool artists canr you tell?) you really inspire meā¦aaaaand I hope you like? šš¼š šš¼
Informal
When your English professor gives you permission to be āinformalā in your paper, and youāre a salty writer with a personality because he called you ātroubleā for having a mind and using it.

I hope to be as honest and real as this one day š§”




keep going
Human
While discussing different types of light in my astronomy class today, my professor said,
ā100ās of years of science and research just so we can have popcorn in under three minutes. That just seems so human to me.ā ~Professor Draper.
Anonymous opinions?
Well, you are one of the sweetest people I've ever met an absolute peach :]

Noooooooooo no her not. Iām not sweet! Iām spicy! *said in my nieceās 3 year old voice*
Thank you tho, Nonnie, this made my morning āŗļø
Iām genuinely surprised someone actually looked at my tumblr and did this, so thank you for taking the time out of your day to be kind. Thatās very brave. In fact, if anybody is sweet, itād be you ššš¼šš¼š§”
āCasualā TMNT Fan
You know you're a fan of TMNT, when your CoUnSeLor sends you this pic while on her travels with the caption of āLook its your boys!ā

Now, these arenāt my boys per seā¦.but *whistles*
YO @luckycharms1701 and @anobodyinabog come get yer man! Heās wreaking havoc in a candy store while simultaneously being a snack!
Apparently for any of my traveling buddies, itās at candy store in St. George, Utah FYI


Do you ever just fangirl so hard that your blood sugar goes low? No? Must be a me thing š
Anyhoo, like⦠whoooohOoOhOoOoo
NOW THATS A BATTLE LADIES āN GENTLEMEN!
I just love Replica Leo so much. His poise and his āso doneā attitude while still being the most incredibly classy leader ever. Ugh I am in awe of his character.
Oneion also had my most mad respect like, heās doing it for Oneās own good. He knows it hard and itās gonna hurt but Oneion just gives me biggest ātough loveā kinda vibes ever and Iām here for it. Hemayevenbemynextattempttodrawprojectwhoknows
TMNT AU BATTLE PART 1 HERE FIRST (file was getting too big so starting a Part 2)
















First off I want to thank everyone who participated in the vote for The TMNT AU Competition! It was so fun to be a part of this event and Iām so honored to be able to go home with Empyrean Weepingās @cupcakeslushie as the champions! It has been an absolute blast getting to interact and draw with so many of you! Also thank you @dianagj-art @intotheelliwoods and @tizeline for being such amazing finalists!
We might do a few more updates to wrap this up then itās back to work on Replica for me haha.
Also note: One is fine, heās just in an arm lock, which is painful in the moment but should leave no lasting damage. Replica Leo however is in immense pain after doing an emergency disconnect from his prosthetic. All those raw nerve endings in his arm are probably screaming at him right now. Luckily he knows how to handle pain⦠though heās obviously a little more short with One now haha.
Not gonna say anything, but just know Iām thinking it.
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āNo,ā came the strangled reply. āNo.ā
Sharp nails digging into his flesh, with a muted thud of pain as his hands curled into a white knuckled fists.
He could only listen to the recording with a growing sense of dread. Had his heart stopped? Or maybe it was racing to fast he couldnāt feel the individual pulses. He didnāt know. All he knew, all he could feel was thisā¦thisā¦
cold.
This overwhelming rush that felt like being completely encased in ice.
A muscle thumped in his jaw as he croaked out, his brothers going deathly still at the pure heartbreak in his tone.
āOh, Sweet Girl, what do you think youāre doing?ā
-āØDialouge SparkāØ
~Po
*looks at camera with a crooked grin as I drink from my mug with a delightfully horrible pun*
I've got it all, a random toolkit in the back of my car, the dad jokes (I'm actually better at it than most men I know) the phanny pack, the Hawaiian T-shirts and the completely random anecdotes that's somehow sounds both inspiring and insane at the exact same time.
Need a dad huh? Lemme know, kid. I gotcha
girl dad not as in a dad with daughters but as in a girl who shares the tastes habits and personality traits of a middle aged father