Virgil: So Wait, If We Retrieve This Dumb Box Of Yours We Get Anything That In There? Including Say A

Virgil: So wait, if we retrieve this dumb box of yours we get anything that in there? Including say a certain illegal Colombian firework that someone had to fork up when they got to this godforsaken camp!

Thomas: Uh sure kid, now listen it's very important that you... wait where did he go?

Logan: Hes already half way across the lake

Virgil: Wanna know how bada** I am?

Virgil: *Punches wall*

Virgil: ...

Virgil: *Screams*

Roman: Virgil weren't you grounded?

Virgil: My fathers overreacting, how was I supposed to know that chickens don't like baths.

Remus: Dont worry he knows a real man is protecting you tonight

Virgil: Your not even close

Remus: But I have a moustache!

Roman: Yeah so does your grandma

Deceit: You've heared of elf on the shelf. Now get ready for

Deceit: *Drops pot on Virgil's head*

Deceit: POT ON THE THOT!

Virgil: GET READY FOR B***H IN A DITCH CAUSE THEIR NEVER GONNA FIND YOUR BODY

Deceit: *Runs away screaming*

Remus: OMG YOU TOO ARE HAVING S*X?

Patton: *Sitting on the bed playing on his phone* 

Logan: *Sitting at the desk reading a book*

Patton: We are? Logan why didn't you tell me? I would have put down my phone.

Roman: I know about the wager! Logan cheated!

Patton: He did what?

Roman: Yeah! With a two-headed snake!

Thomas: You might want to cover your ears

Patton: LOOOOGAAAAAN!