Kid Virgil: Yeah That's The Point, That's Definitely The Point, Were Totally Not Here To Steal It And

Kid Virgil: Yeah that's the point, that's definitely the point, were totally not here to steal it and use it to get hella b***hes

Remus: You still play with crayons Vee, you don't even know what hella b***hes is!

Kid Virgil: Yeah, Its where you get a bunch of female dogs and pet them all at once

Deceit & Remus: *Laughing there a**es off*

Kid Virgil: What do you mean I love dogs! I WANT A PUPPY! YOU PROMISED ME A PUPPY IF WE DID THIS!

Deceit: Virgil is not my son!

Logan: Then why do you have his report card on the refrigerator?

Deceit: He got all A's. I was proud, so what?

Patton: What about that crayon drawing next to it?

Roman: Wait, Virgil did that? It looks like a child did it. I thought it was Remus's

Deceit: Excuse me! My talented son worked very hard on that beautiful drawing and if you don't take that back right this second I will kick your a** all the way to the f**king core of the earth!

Everyone: ...

Deceit: ... I mean I don't like them either *Awkward laugh*

Virgil: Why are Patton and Logan sitting back to back?

Roman: They had a fight

Virgil: Why are they holding hands?

Roman: They get sad when they fight

Logan: Virgil are those hickeys?

Virgil: *blushing* They are... um... kisses from the universe!

Logan: Kisses from the universe? Are you stupid or-

Patton: KISSES FROM THE UNIVERSE? CAN I HAVE A KISS FROM THE UNIVERSE!

Roman: Ask Logan

Patton: *turns to Logan* Logan can you give me kisses from the universe?

Logan: ...

Logan: *walks away because he's blushing* I hate you all!

Deceit & Remus: -2, 1! Happy new year! *Kisses*

Logan: It's April! Stop making out everytime the microwave goes off!

 So today it snowed for the first time this year and I've naturally been online all day and didn't know so i went to take out the garbage in bare feet and stepped in an inch of snow and i just yelled "What the fUCK" and i just heared Patton yell "Oh my gosh hes outside!"

~Virgil Sanders