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Deceit: Virgil Is Not My Son!
Deceit: Virgil is not my son!
Logan: Then why do you have his report card on the refrigerator?
Deceit: He got all A's. I was proud, so what?
Patton: What about that crayon drawing next to it?
Roman: Wait, Virgil did that? It looks like a child did it. I thought it was Remus's
Deceit: Excuse me! My talented son worked very hard on that beautiful drawing and if you don't take that back right this second I will kick your a** all the way to the f**king core of the earth!
Everyone: ...
Deceit: ... I mean I don't like them either *Awkward laugh*
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Roman: *Sneezes*
Remus: *Sitting on the ceiling* Bless you
Roman:
Roman: God?
Roman: So I'm going to grab a healthy breakfast
Logan: Are those gummy bears wrapped in a fruit roll-up?
Roman: Breakfast burrito, but yeah
Logan: I pity your dentist
Roman: Jokes on you! I don't have a dentist
Updated angst theme songs
Virgil: Brave As A Noun ~ Andrew Jackson Jihad
Roman: 100 Bad Days ~ AJH
Logan: Born Without A Heart ~ Faouzia
Patton: Little Girl ~ Faith Marie
Deceit: Stupid & Anxious ~ Joel Faviere
Patton: And no underwear left on the stairs Mr
Thomas: I don't like that word!
Logan: Too bad. Stairs, Stairs, Stairs!
Patton: ...He meant underwear...
Logan: ...
Logan: oh
Remus:*Standing at the top of the stairs with a ball up his shirt* IM PREGNANT
Logan: With all of the options. Why did I pick you?
Remus: BECAUSE IM CARRYING OUR CHILD!